24 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1181

Ahoy there, mateys -

Fluffer will set this week's trail. Dry Rub and Deliverance may might an apperance before they fly the coop and there's rumor of a visiting STD. Our regular hash cash collector is out of town so our hare requested that you bring exact change for hash cash. 
Time: 15:00
Address: Habima Square
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/9WfBRVzAfmp
Questions? Comments? Contact Fluffer at 052-8801111

Last week's trail according to Deliverance:
I didn't actually ask her because I was there. Deliverance is preparing for her imminent move and due to projected low numbers in attendance, she decided to not set a trail at all. Instead we met near her apartment, went for a nice, long walk together, and shared a few beers and snacks at her place afterward. In attendance were Deliverance, Puppy Love Machine, Double Entry, Dry Rub, Tipsy Gypsy, and Just Shneur.

On on,
PLM

17 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1180 - farewell Deliverance

Hola,

This week's trail will probably be Deliverance's last with us for a while. She's moving to the States in the next few weeks. It's planned to be less of a trail and more of a social. Come help us see her off. 
Time: 15:00
Address: Hashoshanim 2, Herzliya
Map: https://goo.gl/maps/5DxYYkPEKcp

Last week's trail according to Caveman:
"I'll summarize before the Hash. Cross out as desired.
It was a cheerful/gloomy sunny/rainy day when many/few Hashers showed up at A.
There hare set them on their run and they quickly found/lost the trail.
At the half way there was/wasn't beer but everyone/no one sang our bawdy songs in front of crowds of people/trees.
The second half was better/worse than the first half and down-downs were appreciated/hated by all.
Afterwards we all/no one went to celebrate Deliverances Fuck-off at a bar and she paid/didn't even pay the bill."

On on,
PLM

09 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1179

Greetings and salumatations,

This week's hare will be Captain Caveman. Trail info:
Saturdays Hash run will start at 3pm from the west end of the Hadar Yosef stadium parking lot in Tel Aviv.

Last week's trail according to Twin Peaks:
It was yet another fantastic (shitty) trail set by the dynamic duo, Deliverance and yours truly.
Deliverance did not lose any Hashers on this trail.
Sex Ed drove to the starting point which was less than a kilometer from her apartment and still managed to get lost. Only to find out that the halfway point was at her apartment.
Dry Rub received his F**K Off mug.
Caveman finally showed up after a two week hiatus with the beer. 

Someone will need to take the beer after this week's hash as Caveman and TP will be hitting the slopes in Lake Tahoe.

On on,
PLM

02 February, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1178

I'm up to my neck in finals, so here's the quick 'n short version:

This week's hares are Twin Peaks and Deliverance. Trail info:

This week's hash will start at the Bullseye parking lot.
It is yet another Deliverance and Twin Peaks special. 
Any questions, call Twin Peaks 0528743662

Last week's hare was Double O Panda Facial, here's what he said about his trail:

Not too much to tell. Trail was rained out.  Just 4 showed up, sat in covered area and drank all of the beer. Talked and sang one song.  Wettest hash ever.

On on,
PLM

26 January, 2017

Hashing is fun.

Hola senoritas,

This week's hare is Double O Panda Facial. Trail info:

Hash will be on Sat. the 28th at 3:00pm meeting in the parking lot in front of the Sarona Market.

Map to Sarona Market at https://goo.gl/maps/jzVJxtimUZ62.

Last week's hare was Double Entry, here's what we said about his trail:

"A pack of 5 set out to Walk a(n allegedly)(-PLM) well set Running Trail, Not enough to run it ("Sounds, like bullshit, to me, to me." - PL). 

Deliverance realized after 300m that Max the Dog was left behind at the starting point and all had to wait for Dog recovery. (Amazing that she found her way back to the pack. -PL) 

The Halt way was not reached (because there was no beer there)(-PL) as the (sober)(- PL) five - Cockpit the 3rd, Twin Peaks,Tipsy Gypsy, Deliverance and Double Entry, shortcutted back to the starting point for Down Downs. 

No special mention as all were hungry and set out to look for a Pizza (That's the new slang for getting laid. -PL), not before Cockpit the 3rd decided to give the car (she doesn't like being called that)(PL) a wash with a (his)(PL) Fire Hose. Most Illegal (but perhaps not for long if politicians are doing it. -PL). 

No Pizza opened at this time in the Area (but at least there was beer)(PL), so all went home very disgruntled (and none the smarter. -PL)"

Be well.

On on,
PLM

19 January, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1176, etc.

Hello, happy hashers -

This week's trail will be set by Double Entry on 21.1. Here's what he has to say about it (edited slightly by yours truly):

Saturday's Hash will start from Ha-Netsakh St. 3, Ramat Hasharon, at 15:00 (3pm).
Lost? Call Double Entry @ 054-790-9034.
A pizza can be ordered, or Deliverance will continue to treat the Hashers with some fabulous cuisine, as in the past.
Try bringing the customary good spirits (I don't think he meant hard liquor, though I expect that wouldn't be a problem).

Last weekend, Dry Rub set a shitty trail and had this to say about it:

January 14th 2017, a spirited hash (#1175) was had by all! The rain held off and despite multiple trail crossings, the extreme trickiness of having no false trails, and a severe lack of holds, all hashers made it back to the starting point in good humor. Special mention to snack momma, Deliverance, for feeding everyone post-hash with the food she is divesting from her cupboard.
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Captain Caveman
Hare: Dry Rub
R*nners:
Captain Caveman
Cockpit the Third
Double Entry
Double O Panda Facial
Dry Rub
Walkers:
Deliverance
Tipsy Gypsy

Much love.

On on,
PLM

13 January, 2017

Holyland H3 trail #1175 and other updates

Greetings, half-minds -

First, the details about this week's upcoming trail from your hare, Dry Rub:

It is time for a wonderfully shitty Dry Rub trail. In true lazy form, it will start and end close to my place. "A" will be located in Tel Aviv at the plaza where Rothschild Blvd dead ends at Herzl St.

Start Time 3pm. (That is three in the afternoon for those of you on the damn twenty four hour clock.)

Lost? Suffering from severe unexplained bouts of proanoia (look it up)??, contact the hare +972 (0)54-971-6773

Dropped Pin
near Rothschild Blvd 6, Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

https://goo.gl/maps/MiW8TD74qHG2


In other news, last week's trail was laid by Just Howard and Tipsy Gypsy. I heard it was shitty as usual but that they managed to name Just Howard, now known as Cockpit the Third, and that there were some hash-appropriate shenanigans incorporated into trail such as scavenger hunt-style assignments. Oh, if only I (and most of you) had been a little less lame and able to experience it first hand. Le sigh.

Hope to see you on trail soon.

On-on,
PLM

09 January, 2017

Holyland HHH

Greetings, half minds -

I noticed we haven't received emails from the hash in a year and decided to add bugging y'all to my to-do list. I'll try to keep it short and sweet, like my penis.

I'm currently working on hareraising for 2017. If you'd like to set a trail any time this year, I'd like to know about it.

If you prefer to no longer receive messages about the Holyland Hash, please tell me. If you know additional half minds you'd like me to bug with emails, please tell me.

If you have access to the holyland.hashers email address, please share that info with me.

Love and health to ya.

On on,
Puppy Love Machine