26 June, 2007

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 689

RUN 688... The Run With Ketchup Packets Everywhere
Video blogumentation of Run 688* may be viewed here:







* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM

Hash Vlash Fer Fox Sake writes: Luckily there were no little hashers around to ask why there were so many ketchup packets lying around on the ground opened

Down Downs for Run 688
Hare
: Shock & Awe
FRB: Twin Peaks (I know... only because Dead Boring or Diablo aren't here)
SCB: Dr. DoLittle (First Half) & Russian Bride (2nd Half)
Returnees: Mary, Trirar Fruck, Hugh
Chariots (could see them during the run): Shock & Awe
75 Runs: Russian Bride
Green Eyes (long story): Neverfucker
Non-Believer (another long story): Bravefart


Directions to Run 689
Date: June 30
Time: 4pm
Place: Somewhere past Asheklon

If you are GPS enabled: Go to East 186,074, North 627,741.
If you are GPS challenged, but directionally enabled, take Route 6
(the electronic toll road) SOUTH to the end. Turn RIGHT on Route 3
towards Ashkelon for a few kilometers. The second set of lights will
be Route 383. Turn LEFT. Drive 6.9 kms and turn RIGHT into the park.
Look for signs and drunken hares.

If you are Route 6 challenged but car enabled, you can get on Route 40
SOUTH until the Re'em junction, turn Left on Route 3 and after 500
meters turn RIGHT on Route 383.

Yes, there will be a BBQ after the run. Bring food.
Lost? Call Captain Caveman at 052-2445644



On-on!
Hash Vlash/Hash Scribe
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19 June, 2007

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 688

RUN 687... "The One With the Bad Directions"

Video blogumentation of Run 687* may be viewed here:




Hash Vlash Fer Fox Sake writes:

OK VIDEO BLOG UPDATED ... REMEMBER CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON AND ALLOW THE VIDEO TO DOWNLOAD . YOU ARE NOT DOWNLOADING TO YOUR COMPUTER BUT JUST GETTING THE MATERIAL FROM YOU TUBE , THIS MAY TAKE A COUPLE OF MINUTES SO MAYBE GET TWO BEERS
HAVE CHECKED THAT IT WORKS AND THERE IS SOUND

DOWN-DOWNS
Hares: Goldmember and In & Out
FRB: Dead Boring
Virgin: Peter
Relievers: Deliverance & Capt. Caveman
Piss Poor Directions (to the Hash): Goldmember
SCB (or in this case LCB -Long Cutting Bastard): Dr. DoLittle
Losing Your Own Trail: Goldmember
Triatheletes: FerFoxSske & Deliverance
125 Runs: FerFoxSake
No Hash Shirt: Neverfucker and In & Out joined by FerFoxSake and Dr. DoLittle for changing into non Hash Shirts after the run



DIRECTIONS TO RUN 688
Place: Ramat Aviv
Hare: Shock & Awe

The Hash will begin from the area across from the Paz station on Levi Eshkol extended, in the Ramat Aviv.

From Route 2 northbound, turn left on KKL then follow the road around as it turns north along the beach. Look for the Paz station on your left, hare will be waiting on the right.

From Route 2 southbound, turn right under the bridge at Gelilot, then left where after about half kilometer. Look for the Paz station on your right, hare will be waiting across the street in the vacant area.

Lost? Call Shock & Awe 050-534-4138

UPCOMING... TEL AVIV WHITE NIGHT RUN
Thursday, June 28, 2007
http://www.nightrun.co.il/

On-on!
Hash Vlash/Hash Scribe
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14 June, 2007

DIRECTIONS TO RUN 687

RUN 686... "The One With the Flies"
Video blogumentation of Run 686* may be viewed here:





* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM

FOR THE RECORD... Run 686 Down-downs
Hares - Fer Fox Sake, Russian Bride
FRBs - C3PO, R2D2
DFL... very very DFL - Goldmember
Hash Vlash - Fer Fox Sake
Flying - C3PO, R2D2
Cruella Deville - Shock & Awe
No Doggie - Doggie Style
Returnees - Darlo, Goldmember, Melva
Perfect Fake-out - Captain Caveman


DIRECTIONS TO RUN 687
Place: Moshav Herut
Take Hwy 4 past Kfar Sava going NORTH
Turn RIGHT at Tel Mond junction
Continue towards Tel Mond -- keep a lookout for the Alon petrol (US: gas) station
Turn RIGHT after the Alon station onto Kalaniot Street
Continue on till the grocery store -- en route you will go over 5-6 speed bumps (UK: sleeping policemen)
The grocery store is on the LEFT side of the street at the corner of Etrog St.
Starting point is in the parking lot of the grocery store.

E-Map site
http://www3.emap.co.il/eng_index.asp
Type in city: Kherut, street: Ha-Etrog

Lost?
Call Goldmember: 052 267 1796 or her friend Eti: 054 236 6018

On-on!
Boston Creamed


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12 June, 2007

Run 686 "The One with the Flies"

Run 686 "The One with the Flies"





Check out the video of the run , tip depending on your
download speed from your provider , it is sometimes
better to hit play , let the video download and play
whilst you get a cup of coffee or beer
come back and hit watch again this normally eliminates
the pauses

As much as it would be good to send it to you all as
an email attachement you would not thank me as the
original file was 505 MB , compressed to 31.4MB and
trust me that will clog your email download for a very
long time

So the Video is on the Blog , you know the web page
that everyone has talked about and said we should have
well Boston Creamed has done an awesome job for nearly
a year on this web site so please thank her for all
her efforts

http://www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com/

Check it out
Fer Fox Sake
Hash Vlash

HASH SCRIBE

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06 June, 2007

HASH TRASH - RUN 685

THIS WEEK...
BBQ AFTER SATURDAY'S RUN... BRING FOOD...
HASH DINNER THIS FRIDAY ... SEPARATE E-MAIL ON THE WAY
T.A. WHITE NIGHTS RUN ON JUNE 28TH - SIGN UP NOW !!!
The directions to the upcoming run are so very very long that Humble Scribe is quite happy to make this missive -- her last for this tenure -- a short one. And so, without further ado:
HASH TRASH - RUN 685
Hareless & Carefree
Place: Rishpon
Hare: Lager Lout (aided by Dead Boring)
We circled up.
We ran.
We had Down-downs.
Here are the directions for next week's run.
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Okay, you didn't think you'd get off that easily, did you? The run, a Hare-less one, was excellently marked by Lager Lout, our Hare, and her partner in crime*, Dead Boring, who didn't join us on the run but came along for the Down-downs. We were promised a 6.5k run and thanks to the miracle of modern technology, we can say that it was exactly that long. Well, someone can say that, anyway, and probably has.
Lager Lout promised "mixed terrain" which means we had to run on horrible fine sandy fields, dusty, dirty orange groves and rocky "terrain tracks" -- on which Deliverance almost took a tumble.** On the plus side, eventually there was a halfway point and we sang the British version of "The Old Brown Cow" which is nothing like the one we learned in US Girl Scouts. The UK single includes some suggestive hip thrusting, too suggestive, apparently for Neverfucker, whose name clearly belies a modest and demure nature.*** Right.
The walkers kicked off the second half by almost leaving Swamp Monster behind**** though he didn't seem to mind it much. The runners, meanwhile, were treated to some long stretches, Dead Boring-style. At a certain point, we gave up checking the trail and let the new kids take a crack at it.
That's right. We had fresh meat on the run. After explaining the non-rules and un-conventions about Hash marks to our two virgins, Andrea and Nancy, they excitedly took to locating the trail. At one point, they even jumped up and down upon finding three blobs. Ah, youth... Even our hard-assed RA was hard-pressed to quell their spirited enthusiasm during Down-downs, much as he tried -- and tried and tried. But beer is good for your hair, the giggly twosome explained, so they had little problem dumping cupfuls on their heads. Eventually, however, like all good girls, they caved in to social pressure. And so the downwards spiral begins...
*And other stuff, presumably!
**Let us emphasize the word "almost".
*** Plus, NF pointed out that he felt uncomfortable singing while a man with shaved legs was looking at his hips. Will Triathlon season never end, FFS?
**** Again, let us emphsize the word "almost".
Down-downs
Hare - Lager Lout aided by Dead Boring
FRB - Russian Bride
DFL - Diablo (Didn't take his EPO)
Lawerence of Arabia - Dead Boring (Very sandy)
Flying - Deliverance (Tripped! Did not fall!)
Virgins - Andrea, Nancy
FaHASHion Do - Twin Peaks (Pretty in Pink)
FaHASHion Don't - Cap'n Caveman (Those shorts are a crime of fashion)
2 of Enid Blyton's Famous 5 - Andrea, Nancy
Child Abuse - Bravefart, Dr. Do-little, Lager Lout (left Swamp Monster behind)
Queer Eye - Neverfucker (Bizarrely enough, won't shake his moneymaker while singing "The Old Brown Cow Went Pfff Against the Wall")


DIRECTIONS TO RUN 686
Entitled: Mayhem at Modi'in
Place: Modi'in
Note: There will be a BBQ afterwards - Please bring food - The Beermeister is requested to bring PLENTY of beer.
Hare:
Fer Fox Sake, who writes,
"This week's hash will be in Herzliyya Pituach at Oreo Park and we are going to run around the embassies and homes of ambassadors... ... ... NOT!!!
Get out your party BBQ tongs and get set for "Mayhem at Modi'in"

That's right clean mountain air, sunflower fields, fresh air, no beach traffic, forested glades and of course piles of rubbish left by locals.
I drove in a standard Honda with no problems the dirt road is in very good condition just take it easy , be aware of people on bikes and walkers drive slowly . I know the directions seem complicated but they are just detailed enough to help you get there with no panic. I will try and mark the road with h and arrows, and T's on the tracks not to take but they could be driven over.
On-on afterwards so bring the BBQs meat & salads etc plates - yada yada yada
It is a beautiful part of the country and the forest is great, be prepared for a hash where you will not see a house for a change – it will not be long so that we have plenty of time for the on on
Directions:
Go up the 1 Hwy
Turn off onto 443 towards Modi'in
You are going to be on this road a while as you are heading towards the Modi'in industrial area
Go past the signs and turn offs to Zaglembie Martyrs & Maccabean Graves
You are getting close...
Get in right hand lane...
At the traffic lights signposted Modi'in (small picture of factory) Industrial Zone & Cemetery (just for Dead Boring)
Turn right at the lights
200m down this road turn right - small factory sign - you will be on this sealed road for 3 km
Past the power substation on your right, past the Paz gas station on your right keep going boring scenery - keep going ahead
At the crossroads turn right - you will see the industrial buildings - straight ahead past the buildings
The road is running out - but is still sealed
Go around the roundabout and straight ahead the sealed road is about to run out
Go to the start of the dirt road and ZERO YOUR SPEEDOMETER
The circle is 2.1 km away
Here is some distance guides:
After 300m you will be under power lines - straight on
After 700 m from the start of the dirt road sunflower fields are on your left - straight on up the hill
After 1.2 km - olive trees are on your right
After 1.3 km - the road bends to your right (a monument is on your left)
Follow the road to the right
Stay on the main track (there are two small 4x4 tracks on your left (ignore) stay on the main track
After 1.6 km another small track on your right (ignore) - stay on the main track - down into the forest
At 2.1 km's from the start of the dirt road there is a lovely shady picnic ground with tables and BBQ stands
Your Hare will be waiting
Lost: Call Fer Fox Sake at 0547 494924
E-Map site (in English)
Type in "Modiin Industrial Area"
AND... UPCOMING RUNS
TA White Nights is going to be a blast!!! I've already signed up. Have you?
16.6.2007 - Tel Aviv Triathlon - Contact: 03-6764008
28.6.2007 - Tel Aviv White Nights Run - 10k, 5k - Contact: Shvoong - 1 700 700 305
FYI: TA White Nights practice runs are being held
http://nightrun.co.il/moadim.html
Every Monday night at 6:30 pm
June 11, 18, and 25
Parking lot 3 (a favorite Hash meeting point)
Hadar Yosef Athletics Stadium
Sheetrit St. 10
Hadar Yosef, Tel Aviv

29.6.2006 - Agmon Duathlon (Hula Valley) - Contact: 04-6817137, Yaron Mark - 057-7700772
HOLYLAND HHH LONGO... AT PONGO
"Where Beer and Idiocy Meet"
http://snipurl.com/18trb
98 Dizengoff, Tel Aviv
http://www.pongo.co.il/about.asp

On-on!
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