29 August, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 748 - DIRECTIONS 749

HASH TRASH RUN 748 – DIRECTIONS RUN 749

 
We met in seedy Ramat Gan. We ran through the streets and into the Park HaYarkon. The hares created an Olympic theme for the hash with a relay in an attempt to make everyone contribute to finding the trail and checking it out. It created much confusion.  At the half way, we sang a Hash song to the tune of The Adams Family. We continued running and sweating.  Beer was drunk, down downs were had, and we all eventually went home. 
 
Down Downs
 
Hares: Fart Smella and Crock Sucker
FRB: Russian Bride
SCB: Diablo, Border Bitch, Twin Peaks, Russian Bride
DFL: Michelle
Relievers: Captain Caveman and Hagit
New bow-wow: Deliverance
Looked like a bricky: Matt
Flying Dutchman: Dr DoLittle
Bras: Deliverance, Twin Peaks, Border Bitch, Crock Sucker, Hagit, Goldmember
Ring ring: Jay and Semen
 
Run 749
 
Hare: Semen
Time: 4pm
Date: 30 Aug
Location: Aharon Beker 13, Tel Aviv
Directions:
If coming from Herzalia, take Rt 2 towards Tel-Aviv, and after the big new overpass bridge get into the left lane. Turn Left on Keren Kayemet St. (KKL St.) toward the University. After around 1 1/2 km turn Left on to Beni-Efrim (main drag).
Second Left on to Hanna Robina St. Go all around the round-a-bout and park in the parking lot. School should be on your left, Mercado center is also on the left side of the street.
 
If coming from Tel-Aviv, Take a right on to Rokakh St. (the main road where the Yarkon Park is, and the exhibition halls are), and drive AWAY from Tel-Aviv. Pass Keren Kayemet Street, and turn Left on to Hanna Robina. Follow the instructions from up top.
 
If coming from Raanana - From 5 - turn Left in HaKfar HaYarok interchange, pass Kiryat Shaul, and take the right hand fork in the rd toward Tel-Aviv. Pass the Peel (Elephant) on the left and turn Right into Hanna Robina; follow other directions.
 
See attached map


HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
  
9/6      Deliverance
9/13    Twin Peaks
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 

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Hash Scribe

27 August, 2008

new Night Run t-shirt logo at Pongo's

Hello hashers,

The new logo for the Nike Night Run is at Pongo's, for your printing needs.
There was, however, a problem: since the Nike shirt is red, and the logo + captions have many details, it would be difficult for them to print it on those shirts.

So, at the moment Pongo's have just the logo, with no caption, ready for print on the Nike shirts. Those of you who still want to print the full logo+captions layout on a fresh (preferably bright color) shirt, can do that in a couple of days - Pongo's will have the full layout by then.

I attached the logo here.

Enjoy!
Amit

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Hash Scribe

23 August, 2008

HASH 748 (23 August) - NEW DIRECTIONS!!!!

 
The revised starting point is ....
 
Place: Ramat Gan, 5 Akhim Begerano st.
Directions:
(from north) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the right-most lane, turn right at the T-intersection and then turn right at the 2rd stoplight into Menakhem Begin st.
(from sounth) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the exit and turn right onto Bialik st., turn right at the 1st stoplight into Menakhem Begin st.
When on Menakhem Begin st., turn left at the 1st stoplight, then right at the roundabout into Ha-Yetsira st. Take the 1st left into Tuval st., and then right into Akhim Begerano st. Meet your hares at the parking lot.
 
See attached map
 
Lost? Call your Hares on 0544 888 165

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Hash Scribe

21 August, 2008

HASH TRASH 747 - DIRECTIONS RUN 748


HASH TRASH RUN 747 – DIRECTIONS RUN 748
DESPERATE HOUSEWIFE REPORTED IN BEER MARINADE

We met next to the old American school which is no longer. We ran through the tranquil (but not so cool) streets of Kfar Shmaryahu.  The Hare was creative with his trail and 'check backs'. The run was more like a gossip fest with all the returnees catching up.  We sang Swing Low at the half way after some ales.  We continued running (and gossiping).  We had warm down downs and we all eventually went home.

Down Downs


FRBitch: Michelle
DFL: Deliverance
SCB: Dr DoLittle & Russian Bride
Returnees: Semen, Twin Peaks, Deliverance & Boston Creamed
Late comer: Clark
No Hash shirt: Rami, Jay, Matt & Michelle
Lost in space: Dr DoLittle & Semen
Bad influence: Goldmember
Didn't get lost: Rami
Cos he's not mean: Fart Smella

Run 748

Hare:
Fart Smella
Time: 4pm
Date: 23 Aug
Location: Ramat Gan, Anna Frank Street
Directions:
(from north) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the right-most lane, turn right at the T-intersection and then turn left at the 3rd stoplight into Yehudit st.
(from sounth) get off at HaHalacha interchange, take the exit and turn right onto Bialik st., turn at the 2nd stoplight into Yehudit st.
When in Yehudit st., turn left at the roundabout, follow the road around the bend to the right, turn right to Anna Frank st. (a brick road) to meet your hare.
Lost? Call your Hare on 0544 888 165

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
  
8/30    SemEn
9/6      Deliverance
9/13    Twin Peaks
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
UPCOMING RUNS



   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 


On-on!
Hash Scribe

12 August, 2008

Hash Trash - Run 746 and Directions for Run 747

HASH TRASH RUN 746 – DIRECTIONS RUN 747
 
Run 746
 
We met in Kohav Hatsafon.  We ran through the Hayarkon Park. We sang a tribute to Bon Jovi from Border Bitch's hometown.  We ran some more. We lost a virgin hasher, Rami, (Border Bitch could have sworn he was wearing red shorts). We didn't seem so concerned. We drank beers and started down downs without the missing hasher.  He eventually turned up after he ran the trail backwards to return to the circle. We had another barbie at Border Bitch's and Scott's and Riley did party tricks for us.

Down-downs
 
Hares: Border Bitch and Bernadette
FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Goldmember
Virgins: Matt, Michelle, Rami, Eti, Gil, House of Weenies
SCB: Clarke (short cutted 4 times for the record)
Returnees: Clark
Wankers: Russian Bride
Baby: Crock Sucker
Cos there was left over beer: Jay & Caveman
 
Directions to RUN 747
 
Date - 16 August 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Kfar Shemaryahu, Old American International School (AIS) bus parking
Directions - From Namir Road (Rt 2) go north, exit at Rabin Interchange, turn right (away from beach) towards Kfar Shemaryahu.  You're on Hama'Apilim.  At 2nd light (small shopping strip) turn LEFT on to HaZore'a.  Follow street up to where old AIS has been flattened to the ground, turning right on HaTelamim.  Go 100 meters and park in old bus parking on left.  Hare will be waiting

 
Lost? Call Diablo 050 561 2123
 
  
HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
  
8/23    Fart Smella
8/30    SemEn
 
9/6      Twin Peaks
9/13    Deliverance
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
UPCOMING RUNS



   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 
HASH HABERDASHERY
H4 Sweatshirts for sale! NIS 50 dark blue, NIS 30 light blue
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ holylandhhh/
 

On-on!
Hash Scribe

04 August, 2008

HASH TRASH 745 - DIRECTIONS 746

HASH TRASH RUN 745 – DIRECTIONS RUN 746

BBQ ON-ON AT THE BORDER BITCH'S

Pongos has the HHH logo - so no more excuses!!! 
 

Run 745 
 
The circle was optimistic and the Hashers were few. The pack split 30 seconds into the hash due to a critical shortage of flour. We reunited at the half-way for refreshments and yet another rendition of Joe Button.  Certain hashers choose to Bride .. um drive home from the half-way. The second half took us out through hot baking fields near the Golf Ball Base. We had beer and few downs down at the circle and we all went home again. 

 

Down-downs
 
Hare: Dr Do Little

FRB: Fart Smella
DFL: Captain Caveman
Super SCB: Russian Bride (short cutted the first half, and drove back to the circle for the second)
New trail setters: Crock Sucker, Fart Smella and Russian Bride (who needs flour anyway?)
75 runs: Diablo
Guide dog required: Fart Smella 
No hash shirt: Hagit
 
Directions to RUN 744
 
Date
- 9 August 2008
Time - 4:00pm
Place - Tel Aviv
Directions - The start point is in Kohav Hatsafon, at the corner of Levi Eshkol and Maurizio Vitale.  It's directly behind the Seminar Kibbutzim and on the street is one VERY tall condo with three identical shorter ones next to it. Same place as for Run 738. Bring food for barbie.
 
Lost? Call Border Bitch 057-420-6844

 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.
  
8/16    Diablo
8/23    Fart Smella
8/30    SemEn
 
9/6      Twin Peaks
9/13    Deliverance
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA
 
MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 
Photos (we need more, please send)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/
 

On-on!
Hash Scribe