26 September, 2008

Hash Trash Run 752- Directions Run 753!

HASH TRASH RUN 752 – DIRECTIONS RUN 753

 We met in God's Country, aka Hod Hasharon. We were chased by a vicious Chihuahua with saggy teats from too many litters of pups.  For the 700th time we sang Joe Buttons at the halfway (at least this time there were refreshments). Dolittle and Desperate Housewife shortcutted, creating momentary panic that they were lost in the fields somewhere never to be seen again, we had beer, we celebrated the sticktoitiveness of Boston Creamed and Russian Bride (100 and 125 runs, respectively), we went home back to our city-slicker lives.  

 Down Downs (my apologies to those names I screw up. The Assistant-RA has handwriting like a serial killer.)

FRB:  Rami
DFL:  Seamen & Boston Creamed
SCB:  Dr. Dolittle and Desperate Housewife
Returnees:  Keith, Nellie, Etti, Gill, Yonathan

Virgins: Morie (?), Ron
Relieving one's self on the hash: Tiar Fruck

Run 753 – ON ON After the Run! Bring fixin's for the barbecue!

Hare: Russian Bride
Time: 4pm
Date: 26 Sep
Location: Tel Aviv, Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot near the David Intercon
Directions:
Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa. Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot where your Hare will be waitingAny problems, look at a map or call Russian Bride on 052-305-7968

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 

Russian Bride

9/27/08

Boston Creamed

10/4/08

Dr. Dolittle

10/11/08

Matt

10/18/08

*

Twin Peaks

10/25/08

Michelle

11/1/08

*

Border Bitch

11/8/08

Diablo

11/15/08

Goldmember

11/22/08

Fart Smella

11/29/08

Seaman

12/6/08

Deliverance

12/13/08

Capt. Caveman

12/20/08

Desperate Housewife

12/27/08

Crocksucker

1/3/09

Fatty Tatty

1/10/09

Dave

1/17/09

*

Rami

1/24/09

*

In & Out

1/31/09

Linda

2/7/09

*

* Have not been named yet

UPCOMING RUNS

Hof Carmel

27/9/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Glil Yam

11/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ramat HaSharon

18/10/2008

Duathlon

Shvoong

Emek Hefer "Green" 

19/10/2008

Marathon / Half Marathon

4sport

Kochav Yair

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Rosh Haayin Women's Run

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Misgav

25/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ashdod

31/10/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Holon

31/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Azrieli Steps Race

21/11/2008

Steps

Shvoong

 

 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

18 September, 2008

Hash Trash and Directions!

HASH TRASH RUN 751 – DIRECTIONS RUN 752

 We met in Givatayim and drove the wrong way down a one way street to park. Caveman read us some limericks. We laughed. We ran, a lot of us walked because we were lazy. At the halfway we sang a song that started with "LB" that the hares thought we didn't actually know the words do. Much to Border Bitchs' dismay, it was not "The Love Boat", to which she does know the words. We mumbled "La Bamba", then Diablo attempted to tackle a kid playing in the water fountain and we decided to stop calling Jay "Jay". She's now Fatty Tatty.  New people came (and drank beer from their new shoes), the beer was finished, the pack went home.

 Down Downs

FRB:  Rami
DFL:  Captain Caveman
SCB:  Russian Bride
Returnees:  Dr. Dolittle
Virgins: Dave and Linda
No hash shirts: Desperate Housewife, Tiar Fruck

Freebie from the George Bush Tax Refund: Semen and Boston Creamed

Child Abuse (see comment re: tackling in the fountain): Diablo
Coastal Runners: Desperate Housewife, Border Bitch, Captain Caveman, Goldmember, Deliverance

New Shoes: Dave

Run 752

Hare: Goldmember
Time: 4pm
Date: 20 September
Location: Hod Hasharon
Directions:
From Rt 5 go east and pass Morasha Junction, exit at the next junction – Yarkon Junction. You go under bridge off Rt. 5, turn left under bridge toward Hod Hasharon, Goldmember thinks it's the first traffic light on the left, which may or may not be Jabotinski- There should be a sign that says "Hod Hasharon Darom (south)",  drive a while until you hit a park which you can't miss (according to the map, this in theory is Arba Ha-Onot Park).

Lost, can't blame ya! These directions suck! Call Goldmember—052-267-1796

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
  
9/27    Matt

10/4 Boston Creamed

10/11 Dr. Dolittle

10/18 Russian Bride

10/25 Twin Peaks

11/1 Michelle

11/8 Border Bitch

11/15 Diablo

11/22 Goldmember

11/29 Fart Smella

12/6 Semen

12/13 Deliverance

12/20 Desperate Housewife

12/27 Fatty Tatty

1/3 Crocsucker 

UPCOMING RUNS

 

 

 

 

 NAME

DATE

LINK

 Ramat Gan Safari Run (in the zoo!)

26/09/2008

LINK

Zahala 10k

04/10/2008

LINK

3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin

24/10/2008

LINK

Kochav Yair 10k

24/10/2008

LINK

Holon Run

31/10/2008

LINK

Azrieli Steps Race

07/11/2008

 


MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM

 

On-on!
Hash Scribe

10 September, 2008

HASH TRASH 750 - DIRECTIONS RUN 751

HASH TRASH RUN 750 – DIRECTIONS RUN 751

 
We met at Cheerio Park. We witnessed a hoon blow out his front tyre.  We ran around Hertzilya Pituach (well, some of us ran, there were more walkers than runners it seemed). We sang the Hash version of The Wizard of Oz. We ran back to the circle (which two Aussie individuals never left to begin with).  We had down downs.  We drank more beer, had a barbie and a swim at Deliverance's until she booted us all out ...
 
Down Downs
 
FRB:  Desperate Housewife
DFL:  Captain Caveman
SCB:  Diablo
Returnees:  Boston Creamed, Tiar Fruck & Ryner
Virgins: Daniella & Rex
Piss-offs:  Rami
Lazy Beer Drinking Bastards: Russian Bride & Tiar Fruck
Ou Ou Ou Ou: Fart Smella
Leftover Beer: Jay
 
Run 751
 
Harettes: Twin Peaks and Jay
Time: 4pm
Date: 13 Sep
Location: Givatayim
Directions:
Ayalon South to the HaShalom Exit at the light (Azrielle Center on right and the train station on left) TURN LEFT on to HaShalom Street.  Straight through 10 traffic lights.  Just pass the Paz Gas Station on the left at the ELEVENTH traffic light TURN LEFT on to KOURAZIN STREET. Parking lot up 200 meters on left.
 
From Route 4. Exit at the Bar Elan/Aluf Sadeh Interchange.  Follow signs to Aluf Sadeh  (LEFT LANE).  Merge on to road and get into right hand lanes and follow signs to Tel Aviv/Ramat Gan.  Straight through THREE traffic lights.  At FOURTH traffic light make a RIGHT TURN on to KOURAZIN STREET.  Parking lot up 200 meters on left
 
Any problems, look at a map or call Twin Peaks on 0528743662

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
  
9/20    Goldmember
9/27    TBA 


UPCOMING RUNS



   NAME DATE
LINK Kfar Sava Run 01/03/2008
LINK Magnes Run 04/03/2008
LINK "Kan Beiteinu" Run 07/03/2008
LINK Pro Sport Ultra 07/03/2008
LINK Raanana Run 14/03/2008
LINK Nes Ziona Run 22/03/2008
LINK Jerusalem Half Marathon 27/03/2008
LINK Ramat HaSharon Run 05/04/2008
LINK Tabor Run 11/04/2008
LINK Herzliya Run 12/04/2008
LINK Rishon Lezion Run 18/04/2008
LINK Gaash Run 02/05/2008
LINK Reut Water Park Run 02/05/2008
LINK Lod Run 09/05/2008
LINK Country Run 10/05/2008
LINK Telmond Run 16/05/2008
LINK Gezer 5k, 2k 17/05/2008
LINK Park HaYarkon Run 06/06/2008
LINK Gilad Run 30/08/2008
LINK Tel Aviv White Nights 10k, 5k 31/08/2008
LINK Zahala 10k 04/10/2008
LINK 3rd Annual Womens' 8k - Rosh HaAyin 24/10/2008
LINK Kochav Yair 10k 24/10/2008
LINK Holon Run 31/10/2008
LINK Azrieli Steps Race 07/11/2008
 

MULTIMEDIA CORNER
Video clips of previous runs:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Unholylandnews
* Copyright 2007 Hash VlashTM
 

On-on!
Hash Scribe