29 October, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 757 & DIRECTIONS TO 758

HASH TRASH RUN 757 & DIRECTIONS TO 758

DON'T FORGET - HALLOWEEN PARTY AT DAVE'S!!!!

 
Once again there was probably more mayhem, debauchery, non-PC jokes and beer but the hash scribe was too busying hauling her shite from one end of Tel Aviv to the other to participate.
 
Down downs
 
FRB: Desperate Housewife
DFL: Rapig
SCB & lost in space - Dr Do-Little
Returnees: Russian Brice, R2D2, CP30 
Birthday: Gili
No BBQ: Twin Peaks
No Hash horn: Goldmember
Baby abuse: Diablo
No hash shirt: Ragip, Virginia
25 Runs: Border Bitch & Semen
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 758
 
Date: Sat, 1 November
When: 3 pm
Hare: Border Bitch
Where: The start point is in Ramat Aviv-Alliance High School Parking Lot off of Reading just north of Brodetsky.
Directions: Coming from the North, take Einstein to Brodetsky, South on Brodetsky, at the roundabout go Right onto Reading. Follow Reading until you get to a park and the high school, which will be on the left. If you get back to Brodetsky, you've gone too far.
 
Lost? Who cares.  (Border Bitch might ... 057-420-6844)
 

COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN 
 
When: 31 Oct from 7 pm
Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech
Bring drinks!!!
 

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.  
 
Michelle 11/8/08*
Diablo  11/15/08
Goldmember  11/22/08
Fart Smella  11/29/08
Seaman  12/6/08
Deliverance  12/13/08
Capt. Caveman  12/20/08
Desperate Housewife  12/27/08
Crocksucker  1/3/09
Fatty Tatty  1/10/09
Dave  1/17/09
Rami  1/24/09
In & Out  1/31/09
Linda  2/7/09*

On-on!
Hash Scribe

23 October, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 756 - DIRECTIONS 757


HASH TRASH RUN 756 & DIRECTIONS TO 757

 

There were probably hashers, blobs of flour, cheers of 'on on', halts, lost hashers, checks, confusion, cursing, insults, sweat, hairy legs, a song, discussions about sports bras, short cutters, and more flour.  But there was definetly a circle and beer at the end.
 
FRB: Border Bitch
DFL: Crock Sucker & Fart Smella
SCB: Dr Do-Little & Desperate Housewife
Blind as bats: Diablo & Clarke
Half-way sitters: Deliverance, Dr Do-Little
No hash shirt: Virginia, Ragip, Clarke, Twin Peaks & Virginia
Son of a whore: Capt. Caveman
Smoke stacks: Deliverance, Fatty Tatty and Twin Peaks
 
DIRECTIONS TO RUN 757
 
Date: 25 Oct
Time: 3 pm
Where: Ramat Gan
Directions: If coming from the North ....
Take the Ayalon Freeway south towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Stay to your RIGHT following the sign for RAMAT GAN and BIALIK Street.
Cross over the bridge - this puts you on Bialik Street.
Go straight through 4 traffic lights -- at the 5th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARRET. Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School.
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.
 
Lost? Call Twin Peaks 0528743662
 
NB - The hare has unilaterally declared that Philadelphia Phillies Jerserys shirts are allowed instead of a Hash shirt - no other
 

COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN 

 
When: 31 Oct from 7 pm
Where: Dave's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech
Bring drinks!!!
 
 
HARE RAISER ROSTER
 
NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 
 
Border Bitch 11/1/08
Michelle 11/8/08*
Diablo  11/15/08
Goldmember  11/22/08
Fart Smella  11/29/08
Seaman  12/6/08
Deliverance  12/13/08
Capt. Caveman  12/20/08
Desperate Housewife  12/27/08
Crocksucker  1/3/09
Fatty Tatty  1/10/09
Dave  1/17/09
Rami  1/24/09
In & Out  1/31/09
Linda  2/7/09*
  
* Have not been named yet *
 

On-on!
Hash Scribe

16 October, 2008

HASH TRASH 755 - DIRECTIONS 756

HASH TRASH 755 & DIRECTIONS 756
!TWIN PEAKS MAKES 175 RUNS!

FRB: Deliverance!!!!
SCB: Dr Do-Little
Virgins: Gili & Faye
Back to Front Pants:  Semen
Beaten by a woman: Fart Smella
Condom hat: Boston Cream
Failing to use Hash name: Diablo
175 runs: Twin Peaks

We met in Ramat Aviv. Ramat Aviv residents presented a warm welcome and deliberately wiped off all the hare's flour blobs.  Semen ran in her pants back to front. The hare was true to form and provided ales at the half way.  Deliverance pipped Fart Smella for the position of FRB on the home run.  We enjoyed some more beers and went home.


DIRECTIONS TO RUN 756

Place: Tel Aviv, Arlozorov-North Train Station - Jabotinsky entrance parking lot
Date: October 18, 2008
Time: 3:00pm
Hare: Boston Creamed
 
Take Route 2 (Namir Road) towards Tel Aviv.
Turn LEFT off Namir and onto Jabotinsky (in the direction of the diamond bourse)
Take an immediate RIGHT into the parking lot where your Hare will be waiting

NOTE: A parking fee may be charged if we stay after sundown. Those wishing to avoid paying for parking can cross over into Ramat Gan, park and walk back. 
 
MAP:
 
Lost? Call Boston Creamed at 054 215 2653



COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN

When: 31 Oct from 7 pm

Where: Dav
e's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech

Bring drinks!!!




HARE RAISER ROSTER

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 



 

Boston Creamed

10/18/08

 

Twin Peaks

10/25/08

 

Border Bitch

11/1/08

*

Michelle

11/8/08

 

Diablo

11/15/08


Goldmember

11/22/08

 

Fart Smella

11/29/08

 

Semen

12/6/08

 

Deliverance

           11/29/08

 

Capt. Caveman

12/20/08

 

Desperate Housewife

12/27/08

 

Crocksucker

1/3/09

 

Fatty Tatty

1/10/09

 

Dave

1/17/09

 

Rami

1/24/09

 

In & Out

1/31/09


Linda

2/7/09

*

 

 

 

* Have not been named yet

 

*


 

UPCOMING RUNS

 

Hof Carmel

27/9/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Glil Yam

11/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ramat HaSharon

18/10/2008

Duathlon

Shvoong

Emek Hefer "Green" 

19/10/2008

Marathon / Half Marathon

4sport

Kochav Yair

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Rosh Haayin Women's Run

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Misgav

25/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ashdod

31/10/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Holon

31/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Azrieli Steps Race

21/11/2008

Steps

Shvoong



On-on!
Hash Scribe

08 October, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 754 – DIRECTIONS RUN 755

HASH TRASH RUN 754 – DIRECTIONS RUN 755

Quiz Night - 24th October (details coming soon)

Halloween Costume Party - 31st October


We met in the port. We ran north.  We ran south. We ran some more. And then some more.  Caveman ran along the beach 'checking it out'.  We finally returned to the circle.  Which we then moved.  We had beers and almost forgot to christen Wet Pussy (formerly known as Matt). We all eventually went home.

 Down Downs Run 754

Hares: Wet Pussy & Michelle
FRB: Clark

DFL & SCB: Semen & Boston Creamed
Virgins: Jordan
Returnees:  Capt. Caveman, Crock Sucker & Clark
Fairy: Diablo

DIRECTIONS RUN 755

Hare:  Diablo
 
Location: De Rothchild 'Alliance' School
      Rehov Reading, Ramat Aviv 

Time:  3:00 PM!!!
 
Directions (coming from Herzliya):  Take Namir Road (Rt 2) South.  Turn Left on Einstein (2nd light after Giliot Junction).
At third light, turn right on Brodetzski. Go through light and then turn Right on Rehov Reading.  Follow Reading as it curves round to the left.  The school is the first turn left after the park on your left (just after Shimoni St on right).  Your hare will be in the parking lot waiting (probably).
 
Directions (coming from Tel Aviv):  Tak Namir Road (Rt 2) North.  Cross over Sderot Rokach and turn Right at next light on to Hayim Levanon.  Take next Left on to Rehov Reading.  Pass Brodetzski on right and school is next right turn before park begins. Your hare will be in the parking lot waiting (probably).
 
If lost, call Diablo at 050 561 2123


COSTUME PARTY FOR HALLOWEEN

When: 31 Oct from 7 pm

Where: Dav
e's place at 5 Hezkiaha, HaMelech

Bring drinks!!!




HARE RAISER ROSTER

NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 



 

Boston Creamed

10/18/08

 

Twin Peaks

10/25/08

 

Michelle

11/1/08

*

Border Bitch

11/8/08

 

Diablo

11/15/08


Goldmember

11/22/08

 

Fart Smella

11/29/08

 

Semen

12/6/08

 

Deliverance

           11/29/08

 

Capt. Caveman

12/20/08

 

Desperate Housewife

12/27/08

 

Crocksucker

1/3/09

 

Fatty Tatty

1/10/09

 

Dave

1/17/09

 

Rami

1/24/09

 

In & Out

1/31/09


Linda

2/7/09

*

 

 

 

* Have not been named yet

 

*


 

UPCOMING RUNS

 

Hof Carmel

27/9/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Glil Yam

11/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ramat HaSharon

18/10/2008

Duathlon

Shvoong

Emek Hefer "Green" 

19/10/2008

Marathon / Half Marathon

4sport

Kochav Yair

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Rosh Haayin Women's Run

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Misgav

25/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ashdod

31/10/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Holon

31/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Azrieli Steps Race

21/11/2008

Steps

Shvoong



On-on!
Hash Scribe

02 October, 2008

HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754

HASH TRASH RUN 753 – DIRECTIONS RUN 754

Hashing took us through southern TLV, along the new part of the tayelet, through a corrugated iron fence, and surprisingly, not through the stinky shuk, where Russian Bride loves to set the trail. We ran, the walkers took their time moseying to the half-way, we saw some creepy yoga (come on! who can put their leg behind their head and then bend over?!), the hashers were yelled at by a woman feeding 50+ cats, and afterward we had a bbq and threw water balloons at cats and people alike. We also watched some bad 80s videos and pondered where we were when Genesis made "Land of Confusion" (this week's scribe was in the 1st grade).

 Down Downs

FRB:  Border Bitch
DFL:  Michelle

Touring: Fatty Tatty, Ragip, Virginia
Virgins: Ragip, Virginia

Returnees:  Daniela, Michelle

Run 754

Hare: Mat, now the only Aussie
Time: 4pm
Date: 04 October
Location: Tel Aviv Port, carpark next to the
Ha-Maccabya soccer stadium

Directions: Park in the Reading Terminal Lot (it's free!), walk over the pedestrian bridge. Soccer field is directly in front of you, with parking lot to the left. Not feeling cheap? Drive into the port area. Pay. Park in the lot mentioned above. Lost? Call your hare! 054-907-2835

HARE RAISER ROSTER
 NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date. 

Dr. Dolittle

10/11/08

 

Boston Creamed

10/18/08

 

Twin Peaks

10/25/08

 

Michelle

11/1/08

*

Border Bitch

11/8/08

 

Diablo

11/15/08

*

Goldmember

11/22/08

 

Fart Smella

11/29/08

 

Seaman

12/6/08

 

Deliverance

12/13/08

 

Capt. Caveman

12/20/08

 

Desperate Housewife

12/27/08

 

Crocksucker

1/3/09

 

Fatty Tatty

1/10/09

 

Dave

1/17/09

 

Rami

1/24/09

 

In & Out

1/31/09

*

Linda

2/7/09

*

 

 

 

* Have not been named yet

 

*

UPCOMING RUNS

 

Hof Carmel

27/9/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Glil Yam

11/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ramat HaSharon

18/10/2008

Duathlon

Shvoong

Emek Hefer "Green" 

19/10/2008

Marathon / Half Marathon

4sport

Kochav Yair

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Rosh Haayin Women's Run

24/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Misgav

25/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Ashdod

31/10/2008

Triathlon

Shvoong

Holon

31/10/2008

Run

Shvoong

Azrieli Steps Race

21/11/2008

Steps

Shvoong

 



On-on!
Hash Scribe