HASH TRASH 768 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 769

HASH TRASH 768 & DIRECTIONS TO RUN 769 (NOTE THE SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS) We met in Kfar Saba.  There was a delayed start due to a late comer from Jerusalem.  We ran through the streets.  We were rewarded with beer and snacks at the half-way (much to the delight of Crock Sucker who was ravenous by this stage). We sang Sweet Chariot ... evidently a favourite of Diablo's.  We continued running. We ran through a huge construction site with huge holes.  No hashers were lost.  The hare reminisced once again about her first kiss under the only tree that was left standing.  We found the circle.  We had down downs and huge pretzels. Goldmember munched on fennel. WTF? Down downs Hare: Goldmember FRB: Diablo DFL: Boston Creamed First hash of 2009: Fatty Tatty, Twin Peaks, Adi, Boston Creamed, Crock Sucker, Gili, Semen Need hash kit: Gili, Boston Creamed (& Diablo for false accusation) Welcome back from OS: Semen, Adi & Twin Peaks Late comer: Caveman Kiwi: Desperate Housewife DIRECTIONS – RUN 769 Date: Sat, 10 January When: 3 pm Hare: Fatty Tatty Location: Tel Aviv, Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot near the David Intercon Directions: Take Herbert Samuel Blvd. towards Jaffa. Turn LEFT on Yossef Levi St., at the Hassan Beq Mosque, opposite the the David Intercontinental Hotel. Go towards the roundabout with the fountain in the middle and make a 180 degree turn. Head back on Yossef Levi and enter the Hassan Beq Mosque parking lot where your Hare will be waiting.  Any problems, look at a map or call Fatty Tatty on 057-420-6720 Instructions:  You must NOT wear a Hash shirt, but you SHOULD wear some other type of Hash paraphernalia (a hat, a button, underpants, whatever).  People who wear their Hash shirts shall be punished.   HARE ROSTER   NOTE: If unable to meet a Haring obligation, Hares are responsible for finding replacement Hares for their date.    Dragosh                       1/17/09 Rami                            1/24/09 Pregnant Pause           1/31/09 Diablo                          2/7/09 Boston Creamed         2/14/09 Desperate Housewife 2/21/09 Twin Peaks                  2/28/09 Wet Pussy                   3/7/09 Captain Caveman       3/14/09 Border Bitch                3/21/09 Long Horny                  3/28/09 Goldmember               4/4/09 Fart Smella                  4/11/09 Semen                         4/18/09 Deliverance                4/25/09 Dyke.Cum                    5/2/09 Rami                            5/9/009 Fatty Tatty                   5/16/09 Dragosh                       5/23/09   2009 RACE SCHEDULE   8 Jan Tiberias Marathon Link 5 Feb Beer Sheva Run 10 km, 5 km Link 14 Feb Omer Run 10  km, 5km Link 21 Feb Dead Sea Run (Ein Gedi) Half-marathon, 10 km Link 27 Feb Eilat Ironman and half-ironman Link 7 Mar Kfar Saba Run 10 km Link 20 Mar Ra'anana Run 10 km, 3 km Link 20 Mar Pro-Sport Ultra 80, 50, 30, 15 km Link 26 Mar Jerusalem Run Half-marathon, 10 km Link 28 Mar Ramat HaSharon Spring Run 10 km Link 3 Apr Tavor Mountain 11 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Herzliya 10 km, 5 km Link 4 Apr Rishon Lezion Spring Run 10 km Link 10 Apr Dead Sea Ultra Marathon (Jordan) 48.7 km, marathon, half-marathon, 10 km Link 24 Apr Tel Aviv Marathon, 10 km, 5 km Link 25 Apr Globes Executive Race 10 km, 5 km Link 5 May Ashkelon 10 km Link 7 May Mountain to Valley Race 200 km relay Link 9 May Tel Aviv 10 km, 5 km Link 13 May Haifa 10 km Link 15 May Talmonim Race 10 km, 5 km Link 16 May Gezer 10 km, 5 km Link 6 June Shoham 10 km, 5 km Link 23 Oct Holon 10 km, 5 km Link 21 Nov Azrieli Stairs Races   Link 22 Nov Eyal Race 15 km, 5 km Link 5 Dec Modi'in 14 km Link 11 Dec Gan HaShlosha (north) Half marathon Link   Flicker Photos http://www.flickr.com/photos/holylandhhh/   On-on! Hash Scribe www.holylandhhh.blogspot.com