Hash Trash 777 & Di-ERECTIONs to Run 783
HASH TRASH 777 - DI-ERECTIONS TO RUN 783 THE RED DRESS RUN FINALLY ARRIVED PROCEEDS OF RUN DONATED TO THE APPLE HOUSE The pack arrived from near, far, and the beach across the street. Some hashers drove proudly to the hash in their outfits, others shamefully hid their glorious dresses under gigantic hooded sweatshirts, much the way a redneck teen would hide a pregnancy. The pack was harassed by the paparazzi from Ynet while applying lipstick to men, women and children-alike. Hashers ran in tutus, bridesmaid dresses, 1980s power suits and ballgowns. A child's kiwi hat was used as both a hat and a codpiece. There were fishnets, garter belts, knitwear leaving nothing to the imagination and lots of non-breathable fabric. It should be noted that the RA chose a dress that was not very flattering for his figure and may be reported to "What Not To Wear". The pack took off like a bat out of hell, causing many to wonder whether they were being chased (they were, by the photogs on the motorcycle). It also became apparent that 95% of Tel Aviv residents have a camera on them at all times and they were content to step into the pack's path to snap a photo of the red blur. The halfway was a cause for celebration with Carlsberg, thanks to a cooler hauled with child-labor provided by Swamp Monster. Along with the numerous stares, shouts and wolf-whistles as they ran down every main boulevard in the city, the H4 finally realized their spiritual home: The Hare Krishnas. The red-clad hashers whirled, clapped and shook it to the tune of Hare Hare Krishna and tambourine. They then formed a tight pack to run home and sing hash songs... this lasted for about 2 minutes, til yet again, they were out of breath. At the On In hashers scattered, some nearly colliding, trying to find the fastest way back to the circle. Beer was drunk, outfits were modeled, photos were taken.
Dogooder: Croc Sucker Desert Run: No idea, the RA didn't write it down. The scribe's sheep hat may have been cutting off the blood flow. Imagine the usual suspects who run too much and too often. Returnees: Fatty Tatty, BorderBitch & Desperate Housewife Sexy Legs: Diablo Mating Rituals: BorderBitch & Desperate Housewife Love You Long Time: Longhorny Sitting On the Hash: Penis Pan, Chuck Power Dresser/1987 Called And They Want Their Shoulder Pads Back: Penis Pan Hash Respect: Deliverance Namings: When: Sat at 4 pm**, 11 April 2009 Bring fixins for a party after the hash- food, drink, salads. If lost or just need a shoulder to cry on, call BorderBitch at 057 420 6844 HARE ROSTER Semen 4/18/09 Quikie 5/30/09 Goldmember 6/6/09 Ragip 6/13/09 Shaila 6/20/09 Etti 6/27/09 On-on! Hash Scribe |
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