08 April, 2010

Hash Trash Run 837, Directions to Run 838

Run 837
The Hash circled up in Nof Yam at 4:00  and the pack set off running an expertly set trail that led out to the fields behind Appollonia.  There was some confusion after a saboteur managed to rub out two large arrows that were to lead the the runners across a knee high grass and stickers, however the clever hares were able to deliver the lost children of Israel across the grassy expanse, much like Moses in the original Passover.  The pack went to Sharon Square where they met up with the walkers and sang "Sweet Low" much to the amusement of the beach-goers.
The clever hares were confused again and called an unnecessary On-In because of the fear of back tracking over their own trail. However, everyone arrived safely back to the circle for the down downs.

Hares:  Deliverance and Twin Peaks
FRB:  Itch My Rail
DFL:  Goldmember
Reliever: Wind Breaker
Shortcutting bastards:  FartSmella and Goldmember
Virgins:  Jakes and Stop Drop and Blow
Returnees:  Pig Woman, Deliverance and FartSmella
Mix Marriage:  FartSmella and Crocsucker
Pooper Scooper:  Just Gene
Hash Kit:  Stop Drop and Blow, Just Gene and Just Sarah
Taxi Driver:  In and Out

Directions for Run 838:  (4:00 on saturday) 
Coming from the North
Take the Ayalon Freeway SOUTH towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Stay to your RIGHT following the sign for RAMAT GAN and BIALIK Street. 
Cross over the bridge - this puts you on Bialik Street.
Go straight through 4 traffic lights -- at the 5th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARETT street. 
Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. 
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.
 
Coming from the South
Take the Ayalon Freeway NORTH towards Tel Aviv.
Get off at HA-HALACHA exit.
Turn RIGHT at light on BIALIK Street. 
Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto JABOTINSKY.
Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto ZOHAR Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
Turn LEFT onto HERZL then a QUICK RIGHT onto MOSHE SHARETT street. 
Up the hill and park on the street near the Ben Gurion School. 
If you reach a water tower you have gone to far.
For those of you with GPS - 27 Moshe Sharrett Street, Ramat Gan
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