25 February, 2011

Hash Trash Run 882, Directions to Run 883

Hello fellow hashers!
 
Down-Downs Run 882:
Hares: Just Alana, Pepe Le Puke
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Blind Wanker
Virgins: Blind Wanker, Just Ship, Just Neomi, Just Derius
Misnaming: Pepe Le Puke, Fluffer, Just Alana
SCB: Fluffer
Whining About Hash Length: Itch My Rail
Lousy Directions: Just Alana, Pepe Le Puke
Hash Songs Censorship: Just Alana, Just Ship
No Hash Gear AGAIN: Black Magic



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 883:
Meeting time: Saturday Feb 26th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: This week's run will take place in Tel-Aviv. We will gather at the parking lot at the corner of Dubnov and Shaul Hamelech streets next to the "London mini-store" (where we've already gathered for some previous runs).
This week we will have a walking route! so bring your walking friends!!!
Directions: Driving on Namir, turn West on Shaul HaMelech, drive past Performing Arts Center, left on Dubnov and immediate right into the mini-store parking lot.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Betty Cocker at 052-8551144 or Spit or Swallow at 054-6717787





Hare roster - are you there?!
Mar 5 - NEEDS A VOLUNTEER
Mar 12 - Quickie
Mar 19 - Grave Robber
Mar 26 - Deliverance




18 February, 2011

Hash Trash Run 881, Directions to Run 882

Hello fellow hashers!
The hash was set in Ramat Gan. The first half was nasty and we were assaulted by a wild dog, not once but twice. There was a lot of garbage and construction work. Joe Button was sung at the half way point and the hashers moved on the second part of the run that was much more attractive. Goldmember led us through new trails in Park Yarkon.
Thanks to Goldmember for stepping up to set the hash during this Hash Emergency!
 
 
Down-Downs Run 881:
Hare: Goldmember
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Black Magic
Virgins: Woodstock, Just Louisa, Little Ho Peep, Just Amanda
Returnees: Semen
Flying: Little Ho Peep
Misnaming: Goldmember, Twin Peaks
Relieving: Goldmember, Little Ho Peep
No Hash Kit: Little Ho Peep
Shortcutters: Twin Peaks, Semem, Woodstock
Picking Up Women: Fluffer
Birthday: Fluffer



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 882:
Meeting time: Saturday Feb 19th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Maccabim-Re'ut
Directions: From Jerusalem, drive towards Modi'in 443, take left into Maccabim-Re'ut. First traffic light turn right onto Emek Dotan street, parking on the left.
From Tel Aviv, drive towards Modi'in 443, turn right into Maccabim-Re'ut. First traffic light turn right onto Emek Dotan street, parking on the left.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Hare Just Alana 052-741-0981 or Co-Hare: Pepe Le Puke 052-617-5372





Hare roster - are you there?!
Feb 26 - Betty Cocker
Mar 5 - Floater
Mar 12 - Quickie
Mar 19 - Grave Robber
Mar 26 - Deliverance




11 February, 2011

Hash Trash Run 880, Directions to Run 881

Hello fellow hashers!
We ran through the woods, across monkey bars, over mine-shafts and through ancient battle fields. The lame and the injured walked.
We gave up waiting for them at the half way, tried to sing Hash Family but in Fart Smella's (long, long, long) absence gave up and sang the least complicated song we could think of ... More Beer.
Due to Fluffer's carelessness and a blind driver, we lost one of our beloved yellow down down cups which it seems are older than Caveman. Fluffer's continued absent mindedness also nearly led to our not-so-beloved FRB "necklace" being left behind.



Down-Downs Run 880:
Hares: Crock Sucker, Pepe Le Puke
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Twin Peaks
Reliever: Stiff Meat
Eagle Eye: Pepe Le Puke
Sexless: Itch My Rail (connection with FRB?... I'm just saying)
No Hash Gear: Black Magic
Refusing To Strip: Twin Peaks, Black Magic
Ski Over Hash??: Capt. Caveman



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 881:
Meeting time: Saturday 12.2.11, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: Aylon shoping center in Ramt-Gan, opposite Mega supermarket.
Google Map: Click here
Lost? Call Goldmember 052-2671796




Other messages:
There was a mistake in the last Hash Trash - Run #888 will be on Apr 5th, not 2nd.
Still no takers?...
Your humble Scribe will have to randomly choose a lucky hasher...




Hare roster - are you there?!
Feb 19 - Pepe Le Puke
Feb 26 - Betty Cocker
Mar 5 - Floater
Mar 12 - Quickie
Mar 19 - Grave Robber
Mar 26 - Deliverance




03 February, 2011

Hash Trash Run 879, Directions to Run 880

Hello fellow hashers!
The Hash was so exciting that Itch My Rail had, in his own sweet words, a "mouth full of seed".

Down-Downs Run 879:
Hare: Fluffer
FRB: Itch My Rail
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: STD (formerly known as AIDS)
Misnamers: Fluffer
Just Lame: Stiff Meat
Pussy: Pepe La Puke



...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 880:
Meeting time: Saturday 5.2.11, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: The Hash will start at Tel Azeka, off road #38, near Beit Shemesh.
Directions: From...
  • Tel Aviv: Take route #1 towards Jerusalem, after Latrun interchange turn on route #38 bearing South, go past Azeka junction and then...
  • Jerusalem: Exit Jerusalem through Haddasah Ein Karem hospital and turn left at the first junction. Turn left at Nes Harim junction, and then right to route #375. Turn left at HaEla junction and then...
  • Ashdod: From Ashdod interchange, take route #41, turn right to route #40. At Re'em junction turn left and another quick right to route #383. Turn right at Azeka junction and then...
... about 600m past HaEla junction there will be a small road exiting to your right. Take it and follow it up the hill, at the "big" junction (with 6-7 roads leaving it) turn right and follow the signs to the parking area.
If you managed all that - great Hash, you guys!

Google Map: There ya go
Lost? The hare will probably be lost with you. Call if you must - Crock Sucker 054-747-1914




Other messages:
As you can see from the Hare roster, our last set hare is for March 26th.
The next Hash after that (April 2nd) is Run #888
Anybody volunteer to set a special hash (did I hear "Red Dress Run meets April Fool's")?




Hare roster - are you there?!
Feb 12 - OnOne
Feb 19 - Pig Woman
Feb 26 - Betty Cocker
Mar 5 - Floater
Mar 12 - Quickie
Mar 19 - Grave Robber
Mar 26 - Deliverance