Hash Trash Run 893, Directions to Run 894
Hashers met in Herut on a sunny afternoon. STD finally introduced her pet leopleurodon to the Hash (which turned out to be faster than the rest of us), and Caveman led the pack and we started running through the streets and shiggy.
Some hashers kept complaining that some of Deliverance's buff bodyguards are distracting, so to please the crowds, she gave the word and they took off with their jet-packs.
After some time, we arrived at the circle to be greeted by a pleasant surprise: Fred and Wilma Flintstone decided to join us for the hals-way. They were, however, disappointed because the hares (Justin & Andy) chose that we sing Dick In a Box: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
Following the half-way, the race for FRB was clearly on again but ended abruptly with Itch My Rail taking a dive into the Pool of Eternal Despair. Some hashers, in a desperate attempt, abseiled into the bottomless abyss, with no luck - they were no match for the Gnarl of Death . They will be deeply missed.
Galloping away on our unicorns, we finally arrived at the Wisdom-Willow and begged the Oracle for directions. We kept going, not sure we will ever find our way out of Narnia, when suddenly Twin Peaks revealed her greatest gift: she tapped her heels three times, and we were all back at the circle.
Ouzo was poured, and the hashers stepped through the time-portal to go home.
BTW - not to fret, the Banana-King was defeated.
...and now for this week's run:
- Get off at HaHalacha exit, going East, onto Bialik street.
- Go straight through 3 traffic lights -- at the 4th traffic light turn LEFT onto Jabotinsky.
- Go straight through 1 traffic light and before you reach the 2nd traffic light turn RIGHT onto Zohar Street (a little side street). Go till the end.
- Turn LEFT onto Herzl then a QUICK RIGHT onto Moshe Sharet street.
- Up the hill and turn RIGHT onto HaParsa street.
posted by Hash Scribe at 10:38 PM
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