Hash Trash Run 917, Directions to Run 918
Hello fellow Hashers!
Well, words can not describe the debacle that was to be the Redemption Hash for Goldmember.
After not setting a Hash 3 weeks ago, this was her chance, and she came through in true Goldmember fashion.
The excuses started the second the Hashers arrived; there was rain and the trail was washed away, jachnun was eaten for lunch, etc.
We set off on an ill marked course running through the all of Kfar Saba.Perhaps there were markings, we are not sure. We located a tree maze and had a little fun running through it. At the 1/2 point, where there was no circle, we sang "Joe The Button" and we were off again on an unmarked trail. Needless to say, there were a few disappointed Hashers and some anger (mis)management issues.
After not setting a Hash 3 weeks ago, this was her chance, and she came through in true Goldmember fashion.
The excuses started the second the Hashers arrived; there was rain and the trail was washed away, jachnun was eaten for lunch, etc.
We set off on an ill marked course running through the all of Kfar Saba.Perhaps there were markings, we are not sure. We located a tree maze and had a little fun running through it. At the 1/2 point, where there was no circle, we sang "Joe The Button" and we were off again on an unmarked trail. Needless to say, there were a few disappointed Hashers and some anger (mis)management issues.
Down-Downs Run 917:
Hare: Goldmember and Just Cornelia
FRB: Fluffer
DFL: Just Lynne
Virgin: Is He Doc
Misnaming: Goldmember
Relieving: Stiff Meat and Is He Doc
Maze: Deliverance
Family Ties: Just Yaron and Just Sharon
No redemtion: Goldmember
Hostess with the Mostess: Caveman
Anger Management: Twin Peaks (and everybody else)
Naming: Just Lynne is now PENIS ENVY
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 918 - NOTICE (the not so) NEW START TIME!
Meeting time: Saturday November 12th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
For all the computer geeks, here's a nicely disoriented google map.
And for those who still use the ol' "I'm a computer illiterate" bull-crap excuse, here are some directions:
Driving on ayalon (20):
1. Exit on Rokah Boulevard.
2a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
2b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
3a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח
3b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח
4. Turn right onto Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית
5. Slight right to stay on Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית
6. Take the 1st right onto Mivtsa Kadesh/מבצע קדש
7. Go right into the Ayalon mall parking lot
8. Pass the mall and the stadium from the left.
9. go around the stadium 7 times, until it falls down.
you're there...
Lost? ofcourse you are! call Twin Peaks - 052-8743662
Driving on ayalon (20):
1. Exit on Rokah Boulevard.
2a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
2b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard East/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מזרח
3a. Cumming from the North Turn left onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח
3b. Cumming from the South Turn right onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח
4. Turn right onto Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית
5. Slight right to stay on Bechor-Shalom Sheetrit/בכור שלום שטרית
6. Take the 1st right onto Mivtsa Kadesh/מבצע קדש
7. Go right into the Ayalon mall parking lot
8. Pass the mall and the stadium from the left.
9. go around the stadium 7 times, until it falls down.
you're there...
Lost? ofcourse you are! call Twin Peaks - 052-8743662
Other messages:
- The new Hare Raiser Roster is upon us!
Yo yo yo, check it - the roster is set up for the next 4(!) months, and a lot of effort (and mostly time) was put into arranging it. So if anyone has a problem with their Haring date - suck it. Seriously - it's now your responsibility to find a replacement, if you can't make your assigned date. - Nominations are now being taken for the cities that will host the next one of the three World InterHashes following Okinawa (which seems to be in 2014). To nominate our hash and city, send an email to straydog@hhhweb.com. (Nominations must come from members of the Hash mismanagement committee). Tel Aviv InterHash 2015, anyone?
Hare roster - are you there?!
#919 Nov 19 - Fart Smella
#920 Nov 26 - Rabbi Goo
#921 Dec 3 - Double Entry
#922 Dec 10 - Boston Creamed
#923 Dec 17 - Stiff Meat
#924 Dec 24 - Semen
#925 Dec 31 - Capt. Caveman
#926 Jan 7 - Crock Sucker
#927 Jan 14 - Just Jim
#928 Jan 21 - Just Lynne
#929 Jan 28 - The Gonadfather
#930 Feb 4 - Deliverance
#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow
#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya
#933 Feb 25 - Fluffer
On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 12:15 PM
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