Hash Trash Run 929, Directions to Run 930

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Twenty ninth Hash:

Hare: The hash was nice, warm and dry!

Hare By Proxy (HBP): What are you talking about?

Hare: Well, You know, no rain, no bad marking, it was grrrrreat!

HBP: It did rain, It was poorly marked, and the cars were visible from the trail (causing some poor hashers to cut the way)!

Hare: Well, at least the food was good...

HBP: What?!

Hare: The food, it was quite good, not "something to tell your grandchildren about" good, but good nonetheless.

HBP: YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE!!!

Hare: ...mmm, you're right... 

HBP: It did rain, we had two surprising walkers, we ran up some stairs and down some streets, and in general had a great fu@#$n' time. You should try it next time...

Down-Downs Run 929:
Hare: Fluffer

Hare By Proxy: Spit or Swallow 
FRB: Just Gal
DFL: Goldmember
Returnees:   Rabbi Goo, Just Nomi, Goldmember, Deliverance, Double Entry 
Virgins: Gay-za Strip, Just Gal
Good Samaritan: Penis Envy

Latecomers: Just Jim, Goldmember, Double Entry

Non Iced Beer: Just Jim

Wimp: Captain Caveman

Pole Dancing: Gay-za Strip

Short Cutting: Just Nomi, Rabbi Goo

...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 930:

Meeting time: Saturday Jan. 28th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot in front of Jerusalem Theatre, Chopin St., Jerusalem (Here)

(The place is known not because of the Theatre, yet as a couple of Hash runs started from there in the past).

Maps: From City Entrance (Cuming from TA)

Directions:

*Driving from the notorious "Caveman Erection" (the Calatrava white bridge at the Jerusalem entrance, from J-lem-Tel Aviv road).

Driving directions to Chopin/‫שופן‬‎

From Sderot Shazar/‫שדרות שז"ר‬‎

	1. Head southeast on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ toward Yafo/יפו‎
		850 m
	2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
		1.2 km
	3. Turn left onto Derech Ruppin/דרך רופין‎
		230 m
	4. Continue onto Ramban/רמב"ן‎
		500 m
	5. Turn right onto Arlozorov/ארלוזורוב‎
		400 m
	6. Turn left onto Ze'ev Jabotinsky/זאב ז'בוטינסקי‎
		68 m
	7. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDavid Marcus/דוד מרכוס‎ Go through 1 roundabout
		300 m
	8. Turn right onto Chopin/שופן‎
		120 m

Gotcha: Chopin/‫שופן‬‎   !!!

* After the run a festive On-after will be held at Boston Cream's and Gonadfather's nest-of-love.

Address: 10a Nili Street (Map from Hash Circle here).

There, the opportunity will be given to happily escort Boston a-step-forward-to-the-grave (it's her birthday).

This will be done by engorging fine Italian food and (obviously) more beer.

Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:

* We have a guest from stuttgart, known as Puking Cougar that's looking for a ride to J-lem for the hash. Got an open spot? Write her an email at pchash@gmail.com

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Other messages:

*TOTALLY LAST WARNING!!! At the end of February the Hare-Roster will run out. The new Hare roster is at work already (quite done really), Care for a special date?, Give me a heads up in the next week.

*The Paris Hash is celebrating it's 800th Hash this Feb. you got another mail about that (and some more info attached here at the bottom!). Read it.

*The Hare-Roster has underwent some minor changes (if you care for a heads up on the whereabouts of future hashes...)

*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...

Did you know?!

Barns are exploding all over Minnesota and no one bothered to warn us! Save your souls!

"On May 2, 1878, the Washburn 'A' Mill — the largest flour mill in the United States at that time — exploded. 

The mill exploded when flour dust in the air inside it ignited. 

The explosion claimed 18 lives, decimated the surrounding area, and brought instant notoriety to Minneapolis. 

The tragic explosion led to reforms in the milling industry. Ventilation systems and other precautionary devices were devised in order to prevent further tragedy."

PICTURE

If you really want to read some more, go to this link. Otherwise have a beer.

Hare roster - are you there?!

#931 Feb 11 - Spit or Swallow

#932 Feb 18 - Just Anya

#933 Feb 25 - Deliverance

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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