09 March, 2012

Hash Trash Run 934, Directions to Run 935

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's eye view of the Nine Hundred and Thirty Forth Hash (a short one, again):

"I would like to tell you that Run 932 was the best Hash ever and I was requested to Hare again."

Hash Scribe Note: That, my friends, is a big fat lie. It was Hash #934!

Surprising Conclusion: Nevertheless, this weeks' Hash will take place at the exact same place.




Down-Downs Run 934:

Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Just Jim
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Crock Sucker, Twin Peaks
Returnee: Just Jim
Visitor: Just Sara
Lost: Crock Sucker
No Hash Gear: Just Jim, Crock Sucker, Penis Envy


...and now for this week's run:

Directions to Run 935:
Meeting time: Saturday Mar. 10th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Moshe Sharet st. Ramat-Gan (Here) right at the top of the hill (and yes, you will have to run up the hill as well...)

Directions: See the Maps!


Managed to get lost two weeks in a row? Still looking since last Saturday?  Call Twin Peaks at 052-8743662


Ride Request - Help a Botha-Hasher:
* We have some Hashers who are staying in Tel-Aviv, if you have an open spot they would love a ride. Contact Hash-Trash for further details.
 

Other messages:
* Next weeks' Hash (Mar 17th, Fart Smella) is going to have an On-After after it. Get your tummies ready!
* New Hare-Raising-Roster is out. If you are not there and you are in the Holyland, contact Hash Trash, you will be assigned a spot.
*FIY: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...


Did you know?!
The world's shortest horror story, "Knock", is only two sentences long (or should I say "two  sentences short"?). Here it is:
"The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door"
And I ask you, horror? This one? Really? Where are all the zombies? all the Nazis? all the Nazi Zombies?!


Hare roster - are you there?!
#936 Mar 17 - Fart Smella (+On-after @ Chateaux d'Keret-Douglas (Mevaseret Zion))
#937 Mar 24 - Semen
#938 Mar 31 - Spit or Swallow
#939 Apr 7 - Just Jim
#940 Apr 14 - Captain Caveman
#941 Apr 21 - Boston Creamed
#942 Apr 28 - Double Entry
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Gadhafy

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On-on!
Hash Scribe