Hash Trash Run 940, Directions to Run 94
Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's eye view of the nine hundred and fortieth Hash:
The hash was set in the sleepy suburb, Ramat-HaSharon.
"Don't Ask-Don't Smell" winged about drinking and eating before the Hash-hence DA-DS dragged along.
Flufer suffered from Sheen Splints, Captain Cavemen from the shoulder injury , Gayza Strip complained that the Pack was not Loud enough with the On-On's
Spit and Swallow couldn't understand why at the DC half Marathon Hash, Beer was not drunk every KM.
Which leaves Penis Envy, the only cool member appreciating the trail set by Double Entry, after a morning run of 30Km-totaling a Marathon for the Full Day.
At half way a very fast rendition of FA was sang by Seven Son's of FA.
Finally all got wasted on WARM Beer and went Home.
FYI, at the end we downed an impressive 24 beers (only 7 hashers were there...). 7 of which were downed by one lucky hasher, guess who...
Down-Downs Run 940:
Hare: Double Entry
FRB:Fluffer
DFL:Gayza Strip
Late Cumming: Spit Or Swallow
Racists: Double Entry, Fluffer, Captain Caveman
No Fish-Hooking: Double Entry, Captain Caveman, Penis Envy, Fluffer, Don't Ask Don't Smell
New Flip-Flops: Don't Ask Don't Smell
No Hash Gear: Don't Ask Don't Smell
Relieving: Gayza Strip
Sitting: Gayza Strip
Misnaming: Gayza Strip
Stretching: Gayza Strip
Cup Abuse: Gayza Strip
Pointing: Gayza Strip, Fluffer, Spit Or Swallow, Double Entry
Penis Envy: Captain Caveman
...and now for this week's run:
Directions to Run 941:
There will be an On-After: After the Hash an On-After will be held at the "Casa de la Gadhafi y Hot-Box", Please RSVP (like you always do...) at:scottbobb@gmail.com
Meeting time: Saturday Apr. 21st, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm. (is that enough?!)
Directions:
Follow the map.
Some minor changes have been made to the Google maps original suggestion in order to make the way easier to follow.
If you can't read a map just enter Nayot 64 (ניות 64) on your GPS device. That should get you there.
Got lost? Call Gadhafi at 054-697-7748, he might be able to help you.
On-After: After the Hash an On-After will be held at the "Casa de la Gadhafi y Hot-Box", Please RSVP (like you always do...) at:scottbobb@gmail.com
Other messages:
* The Hash now begins at 16:00, 4PM, 1600hr, which ever you fancy...
* REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants (ain't that fun?!). So, let the writin' begin...
Did you know?!
It's Israel's Independence Day on Thursday, get your poles erect, your flags raised and waiving, and celebrate like crazy!
Hare roster - are you there?!
#942 Apr 28 - Captain Caveman
#943 May 5 - Fluffer
#944 May 12 - Goldmember
#945 May 19 - The Gonadfather
#946 May 26 - Deliverance
#947 Jun 2 - Boston Creamed
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On-on!
Hash Scribe
posted by Hash Scribe at 3:06 AM
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