19 October, 2012

Hash Trash Run 966, Directions to Run 967

Hello fellow Hashers!
Hare's view of the 966th Hash:

Once again, another fabulous Hash beginning at the top of the hill on Moshe Sharette in Ramat Gan.  The trail was beautifully marked but uninteresting according to Just Eli. Lots of ups and downs. Despite the "Keep Our City Beautiful" signs posted all over Ramat Gan - the streets were full of trash and dog crap. I think the next time I sat a Hash in Ramat Gan, the pack can just follow the dog crap. 
The pack was rewarded in the end as they entered the newly refurbished park which resembles the Bahai Gardens in Haifa but Ramat Gan style.

It should be noted that there was extreme amount of complaining from Puppy Love Machine - no beer along the trail,no chalk talk, blah blah, blah.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 966:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Captain Cavemen
DFL: Penis Envy
Misnaming: Twin Peaks
No Down-Down Table: Penis Envy, Captain Caveman, Pig Woman, Substituting for the missing Jerusalemites - Just Dianne, Twin Peaks
Funny Runny: Double Entry
Virgins: Just Eli and Puppy Love Machine
Sittin' and a Spittin' (and nearly hittin' the RA): Puppy Love Machine
Returnees: Deliverance & He's A Lesbian
Relieving:  Puppy Love Machine
Late Cuming: Pig Woman
Phone Sex: Puppy Love Machine, Boston Creamed and He's A Lesbian
Whinning/Complainer:  Puppy Love Machine

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 967:

On-After? Double Entry suggests a nice short & cozy On On picnic (with the Sundown) on the grass in the park - with DE shouting Pizza – so the rest to bring a Salad and/or whatever...

Meeting time: Saturday October 20th, 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.


Location: Netzach St Ramat Hasharon- See Map Here

Directions (From road #5): At this LINK


Seriously? You couldn't even get that much right? We've started there like a million times...


Still Lost? Call Double Entry 
054-7909034

Again: Double Entry suggests a nice short & cozy On On picnic (with the Sundown) on the grass in the park - with DE shouting Pizza – so the rest to bring a Salad and/or whatever...

Can you Help your Brotha' Hasher?!
  • Rack n' Lube needs a place to sleep while in TA in her own words: "anyone have an apartment available for some hashers to rent October 23 to October 28? There are two of us (married couple)...one place we've stayed at before is closed, and the other is not available for these dates. Any info would be appreciated." Be a friend!

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...
  • On Oct. 19 Quiz night is off! Don't make plans to attend today...


Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

#968 Oct 27 - Deliverance

#969 Nov 3 - Puppy Love Machine

#970 Nov 10 - Penis Envy

#971 Nov 17 - TBD

#972 Nov 24 - Pig Woman



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On-on!
Hash Scribe