31 December, 2012

A Reminder A request and A massage from Double Entry

Hello Fellow Hashers!

As the headline implies:

A reminder; New Years Hash tomorrow, in Hertzliya, at 15:00, bring a towel, bring a change of clothes, bring a cheerful mood, we are going SWIMMING! (and running, but that's obvious).

A request; Please notify Hash Scribe by return email and/or text msg (@ 054-6717787) if you intend to attend.

A massage from Double Entry:

ALL MY FRIENDS!!

I am passing this on because it worked for me today. A Dr. on TV said to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked around our house to find things started & not finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this t all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum
Happy Neew Yreee.


Happy New Year, On-On and may Piss be on you (if you're into this kinda stuff).
--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 9:01 PM

27 December, 2012

Hash Trash Run 976, Directions to Run 977, Directions to Run 978

Hello fellow Hashers! -
Note - This Hash Trash includes directions to two (2, dos, שתי, שני, zwei) Hashes. Please read carefully.

Hare's view of the 976th Hash:

It was good to be back in Israel ..... and to see you guys again. The usual Masada Cafe run was a 5 k short run, mainly flat and a limited numbers of fish hooks, actually there was only one.
Despite that some of the FRBs, Swans and Just Joe, didn't live up to their skills as fast runners but stayed in the middle of the pack with hashers in legio - wet blankets are they - so Deliverance was the only one who did her fair share of the challenges - not to mention the many times she managed to check in wrong directions. It was amazing but very encouraging.

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 976:
Hare: Viking
FRB: Don't know
DFL: See above
Other: There were some...

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 977:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec. 29th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: the parking lot at the northern end of Dizengoff st. Tel Aviv (Aka, Hattarucha 3-5, across from mikes place) (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com) @ MASH (more alcohol served here), 275 Dizingoff st.


Directions:

Exits Rokah Interchange-‫מחלף רוקח‬‎
1. Head north on Exits Rokah Interchange-מחלף רוקח‎ toward Exits Rokah Boulevard West-שדרות רוקח מערב‎
2. Turn left onto Exit to Rokah Boulevard West/יציאה לשדרות רוקח מערב‎
3. Turn left onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎
4. Continue straight to stay on Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎
5. Continue onto Gesher Rokah/גשר רוקח‎
6. Continue onto Sderot Rokah/שדרות רוקח‎
7. Continue onto HaTa'arucha/התערוכה‎
8. Turn right onto "Plumer Square"

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call STD @ 054-4682008

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Directions to Run 978 - New Years Hash!!!:

Meeting time: Tuesday Jan. 1st. (That's New Years for y'all), 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Sharon Square parking lot in Herzaliya Pituach (where the arch is) (here).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com) The traditional Pizza and Beer!


Directions: See Map

Other notes: Bring a towel! Bring a change of clothes! We're going SWIMMING!!!

Lost? You've only been here like a gazillion times... Try calling Captain Caveman, he might assist you... @ 052-2445644


Other messages
  • Very Very Important!!! We need a volunteer to take the beer off of penis envy's hands for 3 weeks (or less, but for the next week for sure...). Please, talk to me if it's in any way possible for you!
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

  Hare roster - are you there?!


 #978  - Jan 1st  - Captian Caveman - New Years Hash
 #979  - Jan 5th  - Spit or Swallow
 #980  - Jan 12th  - Boston
 #981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry
 #982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne
 #983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi
 #984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman
 #985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer
 #986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 4:57 PM

21 December, 2012

Hash Trash Run 975, Directions to Run 976

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 975th Hash:

No such information came to my knowledge... From what I recall the trail was shitty.
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 975:
Hare: Fluffer
FRB:Boston Creamed
DFL: Penis Envy
Virgin: Just Lauren
Returnees: Just Mirav, Fluffer. Hot Box, Quadafi, Just Eli
Misnaming: Deliverance
Late: Quadafi, Hot Box
No Hash Kit: Caveman, Just Eli
Sitting: Just Eli
Buying Beer: STD
New Shoes: Just Eli

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 976:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec. 22nd., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Hayarkon St. next to Masada cafe (here).

On-After: None that I know of...

Maps: From Hashalom interchange in Ayalon

Directions (from same place):
1. Head west on Giv'at HaTahmoshet/גבעת התחמושת‎ toward Exits HaShalom Interchange-מחלף השלום‎ - 350 m
2. Continue onto Eliezer Kaplan/אליעזר קפלן‎ - 800 m
3. Continue onto Dizengoff/דיזנגוף‎ - 260 m
4. Turn left onto Sderot Tarsat/שדרות תרס"ט‎ - 200 m
5. Take the 2nd right onto Sderot Ben Tsiyon/שדרות בן ציון‎ - 350 m
6. Continue onto Bograshov/בוגרשוב‎ - 600 m
7. Turn left onto Hovevei Tsiyon/חובבי ציון‎ - 220 m
8. Turn right onto Trumpeldor/טרומפלדור‎ - 180 m
9. Take the 2nd right onto HaYarkon/הירקון‎ - 240 m
Destination will be on the left


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Viking @ 0045 2923 5846 (or Caveman, or Boston)

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!


 #977  - Dec 29th  - STD
 #978  - Jan 1st  - Captian Caveman - New Years Hash
 #979  - Jan 5th  - Spit or Swallow
 #980  - Jan 12th  - Boston
 #981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry
 #982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne
 #983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi
 #984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman
 #985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer
 #986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 4:43 PM

14 December, 2012

(Just) Directions to Run 975

Hello fellow Hashers!

This mail is only about this week's run, Hash Trash will be out tomorrow

Directions to Run 975:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec 15th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.
Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: Ayalon, J-Lem

Directions: 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

Lost? Call Fluffer @ 052-8801111 

That's it for now,

On-Out,
Hash Scribe
-- 
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 1:03 AM

06 December, 2012

Hash Trash Run 973, Directions to Run 974

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 973rd Hash:

The Hash circled up near the National Stadium in Ramat Gan. It was a beautiful afternoon to run along the river in Park Yarkon.  So the pack was lead down one side of the river then over the bridge into the park. We waited a short time at the half way point for the walkers - no shows

Since the trail continued in the same directions where the walkers should have been coming from, the pack took off down the opposite of the river hoping to meet up with the walkers. Crocksucker hailed a pedestrian to try and call the walkers - no answer. So, we continued on our way only to find to the walkers at our last hold before the On In we had a quick rendition of More Beer and off we went.

The last thing left to do was to circle up...
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 973:
Hare: Twin Peaks
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Deliverance
Returnees: Spit or Swallow, Rabbi Goo
Dumb Ass Walkers: STD, Double Entry, Just Dianne (What's up with that?!)
Short Cutting: Spit or Swallow, Pig Woman, Rabbi Goo, 
Biker: Double Entry
Mother Wrath Breakdown: Crock Sucker
Sitting: Double Entry
Phone Sex: Rabbi Goo, Crock Sucker
Else (no, really, I couldn't read...): Some Other Hashers

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 974:

Meeting time: Saturday Dec. 8th, 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Parking lot on Galgalei HaPlada Street, Hertzliya pituach (here). *We met there many times before, mainly on Thirsty Knights Hashes.

On-After: Nope, none that I know of...

Maps: From road #2 (Tel Aviv Direction): Here

Directions: 
  1. Take Highway 2 to the HaSira exit into Herzliya. (The one near the water tower with Herzl on it).
  2. Make a left into Herzliya and take your first possible right onto HaMaskit Street.
  3. You will see a large square parking lot on your left.
  4. You can park for free at the blue and white spaces around the parking lot.
  5. Galgalei HaPlada is at the bottom of the parking lot near the wine store :) 

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Deliverance @ 050-263-4684

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The new Hare Raising Roster is Here (partially) If you are not there yet you still have a chance to choose...

Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!

 
 #975  - Dec 15th  - Fluffer
 #976  - Dec 22nd  - Viking - Guest Star
 #977  - Dec 29th  - STD
 #978  - Jan 1st  - Captian Caveman - New Years Hash
 #979  - Jan 5th  - Spit or Swallow
 #980  - Jan 12th  - Boston
 #981  - Jan 19th  - Double Entry
 #982  - Jan 26th  - Just Dianne
 #983  - Feb 2nd  - Gadhafi
 #984  - Feb 9th  - Captain Caveman
 #985  - Feb 16th  - Fluffer
 #986  - Feb 23rd  - Pig Woman

--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

posted by Hash Scribe at 11:13 PM