06 June, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1001, Directions to Runs #1002

Hello fellow Hashers!

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise, Hash Trash came early this week!

Hare's view of the 1001st Hash:
We circled up in Hertzliya on a super hot day. Many bright orange shirts were present. 
The trail went towards the Marina and the promenade. Swing Low was sung at the half way point and all was well with the world. The second half of the run was not as nice though. A shiggy trail had been thoughtfully prepared by the Hare but she soon lost the trail and some Hashers too.  Stickers and burs were everywhere and frustrated Hashers began to menace the Hare. 
Finally we righted ourselves and continued on towards the circle.
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1001:
Hare: Deliverance
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Twin Peaks
Reliever and Soup Eater: Young Asshopper
Misnaming: Double Entry, Just Carla, Goldmember, Deliverance
Quintuplets: Twin Peaks, Deliverance, Pig Woman, Caveman, Young Asshopper
Vrigin: Just Tamara
Lack of Car Control: Second Hand Job
Shortcutters: Caveman, Spit or Swallow, Pig Woman
Defective Detective: ig Woman
Hatless Wonder: Shooting Blanks
Crappy Cup Gift: Caveman

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1002:

Meeting timeSaturday June 8th.16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Park on Yehuda HaLevi and Amram Gaon (here) (there is a parking lot near by, but plenty of street parking is forecasted).

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! (for all you who don't read Hebrew, just copy and paste it into translate.google.com) at Gastropub 58 - Yehuda HaLevi 58 (That's a 4 minute walking distance from the starting point, I know, it's a lot, bitch to the Hare).

Maps: From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon (road #20) Here

Directions: See Map Above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


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Temporary Partial Hare roster - are you there?!
June 15 - #1003 - Gadhaffi
June 22 - #1004 - Spit or Swallow
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On-on!
Hash Scribe