Hash Trash Run #1006, Directions to Runs #1007

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1006th Hash:

It was a hot sunny day (as usual) in Neve Tsedek. The walking group was large with two adults and three very active 5 to 7 year olds. On the way back Goldmember & Just Audrey fell on to the running side as the draw of a good run was too much for them.

I have no idea how the running went as I was enjoying learning Hebrew from my preschool walking partners. I have heard from the runners that the trail was shitty… maybe some of the flour blobs were in weird indecipherable shapes? How could that happen… there was also no number in the hash circle.

After the circle there was a small group who went for an impromptu on-after at Norma Jeans – good food and drinks were had by all!

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1006:

Hare: Second Hand Job

FRB: Fuckhead

JFRB (Junior FRB): Just Audrey

DFL: Just Jose

Virgin: Just Lisa

Racists: Pig Woman & Just Nancy

Fancy: Just Jose (Not paying attention to naked woman)

No # in Circle: Second Hand Job

Child Abuse: Goldmember

Freudian Slip: Fuckhead

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1007:

Meeting time: Saturday July 13th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The big parking lot south of the Jaffa Port (here).

On-After: None that I'm aware of.

Maps: From HaShalom Interchange; From anything east of TA

Directions: 

Just stick to the directions on the right hand side of the map (or put "Nemal Yafo street" in your GPS thingamajig)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Young Ass Hopper @ 054-2128316

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• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

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July 20 - #1008 - Fluffer and Spit or Swallow - Get your meat ready...

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On-on!

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