30 August, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1013, Directions to Runs #1014

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1013th Hash:
"Here is how the 1013 hash went down.
The hash started in Meir Garden with a complement of 10 Hashers, three being returnees. The course had a few elevation changes so the Jerusalem people felt at home and STD's dog Teddy has checked into a rehab center for snorting the flour at the pace that only an addict could keep up with. The hare received FRB (the only time he will ever receive this title) due to the rest of the pack shortcutting ½ k from the course.
During the Down Downs, STD presented a book of Hash songs from Germany (in English) to Captain Caveman."
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1013:
Hare: Just Steve, Shooting Blanks
FRB: Just Steve
DFL: Boston Creamed
Returnees: Dead Boring, Semen, STD
Late Cumming: Semen, Deliverance, Dead Boring
Disdain: Deliverance
Misnaming: Deliverance, Shooting Blanks
Presenting: STD
Dog Abuse: STD

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1014:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 31st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: HaKovshim Garden, Tel-Aviv (Here)

Maps: From: AyalonJ-Lem

Directions:
 

Go off Ayalon (Road #20) at La Guardia going west.

1. Slight left onto HaRakevet
2. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin
3. Continue onto Derech Yaffo (Jaffa)
4. Turn right onto Hertsel
5. Turn left onto Ahad Ha'Am
6. Take the first right onto HaShahar
7. Slight left Onto Ya'avets
8. Turn Left onto HaCarmel
9. Find a parking spot, the big garden you see, that's the place...

On-After:
  None that I know of.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Just Jose
052-8989492

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Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1015 - Sep 7 – Semen
#1016 - Sep 14 – No Hash – Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 – Spit or Swallow
#1018 - Sep 28 – Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 – STD
#1021 - Oct 19 – Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 – Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 – Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 – Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 – Goldmember
#1026 - Nov 23 – Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 – Captain Caveman
#1028 - Dec 7 – Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 – Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 – Shooting Blanks


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23 August, 2013

2nd Hand Job Breaking-in Yet Another Pair

In the words of Shooting Blanks "It's almost a video!".
Enjoy.

Click Here to the album

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Fwd: GERMAN NASH HASH 2014 rego is open....

See Forwarded message from STD:

HHHI, 

I know it's too early for Israelis but ------ 


As a proud ambassador to the German hashes to Israel 
STD is happy to announce that GNH2014 rego is open. 

Registration is for free but early birds price should be payed Now Now (see link)

So if any of you is planning next year's summer vacation, GNH2014 is the best place to start/end it. 

If anyone is not too afraid to commit and wishes to deliver cash, STD Is leaving to Frankfurt in few days... 


On on. 

STD 

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Hash Trash Run #1012, Directions to Runs #1013

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1012th Hash:
"Hash 1012 was bound to be a success when everyone but the hare showed up on time. After a "comprehensive" chalk talk, according to Captain Caveman, the pack was off on a giant stair-master circuit of HaKiryah. Thankfully, no Sudanese swept the trail up, and no Military Police took the trail in for sampling, which greatly pleased the hare. Some of the hashers decide to get on an escalator halfway through the hash, which pleased the hare less. After 1056 stairs (the hare counted) and two bridges (less difficult to count) the pack met the (sitting) walkers at the halfway (two-thirds) point for a rousing rendition of Today Is, which was great once the pack finally remembered the words and the melody.  The trail continued with some light treason (trespassing) and finished with a lot of beer, a pair of new shoes, and an impromptu on-after at Porter and Sons, where the pack actually didn't get kicked out. "
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1012:
Hare: Fuckhead
FRB: Fluffer (if I'm not mistaken)
DFL: Captain Caveman (if I'm not mistaken)
Returnees: Some
Pointing: I Guess So
Latecomers: Fuckhead
Shitters: Walkers
Escalating: Most of the Hashers
Non Escalating: The Rest of Them
New Shoes: 2nd Hand Job

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1013:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 24th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Meir Garden, Tel-Aviv (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "King George 32, Tel-Aviv" (or 32 deg 04'23.14" N, 34 deg 46'22.86" E) and look for a parking spot in the vicinity.


On-After:  None that I know of.

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (all directions) - Note, the map is directed at Tshernichovsky st. but King George is just as good.

Directions: See Map

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Just Steve 
050-5763093

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  • A Hare is needed - Since Goldmember won't be in the Holyland for her haring date on Sept. 7, a replacement is needed. Anyone up for the job?

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.


Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1014 - Aug 31 - Just Jose
#1015 - Sep 7 - Needs a Replacement
#1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 - Semen
#1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 - STD
#1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 - Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 - Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman
#1026 - Nov 23 - Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow
#1028 - Dec 7 - Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 - Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 - Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks

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Hash Scribe

16 August, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1011, Directions to Runs #1012

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1011th Hash:
" A large group by any standards (21 people with many vigins!) gathered in Jerusalem for Run #1011. There was some urban shiggy and some hills (this is Jerusalem, after all). The high point was the half-way point at the new Train Station complex which is open on Shabbat and even serves beer! So we had some. Down-downs were followed by food and drink. We did not find the table that we lost last year."
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1011:
Hare: Boston Creamed
FRB: Pig Woman, Just Max
DFL: Just Bella
Virgins: Just Robert, Just Scott, Just Florence, Just Max
Returnees: Just Mike, Just Saguy, Just Gabriel, The Gonadfather
Pointing: Caveman, Shooting Blanks, Boston Creamed
No Kit: Just Bella
Misnaming: Just Steve, Twin Peaks
Dog Abuse: The Gonadfather, Puppy Love Machine
Latecomers: Just Bella, Pig Woman, Just Jose
Walkers: Just Robert, Second Hand Job, Puppy Love Machine
New Shoes: Deliverance, Just Gabriel

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1012:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 17th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Around Heftman 6 st. in Tel-Aviv (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Heftman 6, Tel-Aviv"


On-After:  None that I know of.

Maps: From HaShalom interchange (all directions)

Directions: See Map

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Fuckhead 
054-2378356

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  • The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

#1013 - Aug 24 - Just Steve
#1014 - Aug 31 - Just Jose
#1015 - Sep 7 - Goldmember
#1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 - Semen
#1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 - STD
#1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 - Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 - Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman
#1026 - Nov 23 - Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow
#1028 - Dec 7 - Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 - Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 - Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks

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10 August, 2013

Re: Hash Trash Run #1010, Directions to Runs #1011

The hare also said that:
"A light respite will be served al fresco in the park after the run.
That means food. Some may recall this site as the place where we
apparently lost the wooden table last time we ate there. Maybe we'll
find it this time." And I missed it, so, A light respite will be
served al fresco in the park after the run. That means food. Some may
recall this site as the place where we apparently lost the wooden
table last time we ate there. Maybe we'll find it this time.

On On,


On 8/8/13, Hash Trash <holyland.hashers@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hello fellow Hashers!
>
> Hare's view of the 1010th Hash:
> "The day started with a hangover, with some of the hashers agreeing to
> that, and some still licking their wounds due to the previous night
> celebration of International Beer Day.
> Luckily the Advil (that's brand-name Ibuprofen) started to take effect as
> the trail started to take some sort of shape.
> The trail took too long to set, albeit having to change it at least twice
> with some good advice of Just Steve (who had no hangover...).
> The trail was eventually completed and all was well. The anticipation of
> who would show up to the hash was overwhelming, with at first just the
> hares waiting... then one hasher showed up... then another... then two
> more... but the same two had to go back home due to a mis-reading of a
> plane ticket (not their own of course!), then another, then three from
> J-lem who were fashionably late.
> There were no takers for the walking trail - all dared to run. We soon
> realized that there were two true-walkers among the 'runners' who claimed
> they could run. The runners did not seem to mind as it gave them ample time
> to rest and relax at the many shady stops along the trail.
> All in all, it was a fun group who frolicked through Tel Aviv."
>
> So on we go to the...
>
> Down-Downs Run 1010:
> *Hare*: Shooting Blanks & Just Steve
> *FRB*: Spit or Swallow
> *DFL*: Just Bella
> *Phone Sex*: Shooting Blanks
> *Sitting*: Just Bella, Just Anna
> *Stretching*: Just Bella
> *Late Cumming*: Just Jose, Just Bella, Just Anna
> *Relieving*: Just Jose
> *Lost on Trail*: SOS
> *Misnaming*: Just Steve, Double Entry
> *Shitty Paper*: Double Entry
> *Virgin*: Just Anna
> *Pointing*: Just Anna, Just Bella
>
> ...and now for this week's run:
>
> *Directions to Run 1011:*
> *
> *
> *Meeting time*: *Saturday Aug 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.*
> *
> *
> *Location:* End (or beginning?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of
> HaShoshanim Garden (HERE) <http://goo.gl/maps/sUqeU>
>
> For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem"
>
> *On-After:*
>
> *Maps:* From Caveman's Erection <http://goo.gl/maps/2tYiH> (all directions)
>
> *Directions: *
> 1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ 2. Continue onto Sderot Ben
> Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎ 4. Continue onto אליעזר
> וחמדה בן יהודה‎ 5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎ 6. Turn
> right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן
> היסוד‎ 8. Turn
> right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎ 9. Continue onto Yitshak
> Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎ 10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit
> ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎Destination will be on the right - Park.
> *
> *
> And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost,
> just...
> *
>
>
> Call Boston Creamed *@ 054-2152653
>
> **
> *Other messages*
>
> - *REMINDER*: The hare is now responsible for writing the *Hash High
> Lights* while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he
> wants, so get your pencils ready!
> - The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
>
>
> 1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
> 2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
> 3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact
> the relevant person.
>
>
> *Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!*
> #1012 - Aug 17 - Just Steve #1013 - Aug 24 - Fuckhead #1014 - Aug 31 - Just
> Jose#1015 - Sep 7 - Goldmember #1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur#1017 -
> Sep 21 - Semen #1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
> #1020
> - Oct 12 - STD #1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job#1022 - Oct 26 -
> Gadhaffi#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry#1024
> - Nov 9 - Gonadfather #1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman#1026 - Nov 23 -
> Puppy
> Love Machine #1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow #1028 - Dec 7 - Just
> Nancy#1029
> - Dec 14 - Pig Woman #1030 - Dec 21 - Swans#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
> #1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
> #1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
> #1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
> #1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks
>
> --
> *On-on!*
> *Hash Scribe*
> *www.israelhhh.com*
>


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08 August, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1010, Directions to Runs #1011

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1010th Hash:
"The day started with a hangover, with some of the hashers agreeing to that, and some still licking their wounds due to the previous night celebration of International Beer Day. 
Luckily the Advil (that's brand-name Ibuprofen) started to take effect as the trail started to take some sort of shape. 
The trail took too long to set, albeit having to change it at least twice with some good advice of Just Steve (who had no hangover...). 
The trail was eventually completed and all was well. The anticipation of who would show up to the hash was overwhelming, with at first just the hares waiting... then one hasher showed up... then another... then two more... but the same two had to go back home due to a mis-reading of a plane ticket (not their own of course!), then another, then three from J-lem who were fashionably late. 
There were no takers for the walking trail - all dared to run. We soon realized that there were two true-walkers among the 'runners' who claimed they could run. The runners did not seem to mind as it gave them ample time to rest and relax at the many shady stops along the trail. 
All in all, it was a fun group who frolicked through Tel Aviv."
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1010:
HareShooting Blanks & Just Steve
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFLJust Bella
Phone Sex: Shooting Blanks
SittingJust Bella, Just Anna
Stretching: Just Bella
Late Cumming: Just Jose, Just Bella, Just Anna
Relieving: Just Jose
Lost on Trail: SOS
Misnaming: Just Steve, Double Entry
Shitty Paper: Double Entry
Virgin: Just Anna
Pointing: Just Anna, Just Bella

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1011:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: End (or beginning?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem"


On-After:  

Maps: From Caveman's Erection (all directions)

Directions: 
1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎ 
2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎
3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎
4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎
5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎
6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎
7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎
8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎
9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎
10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎
Destination will be on the right - Park.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Boston Creamed 
054-2152653

Other messages
  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  • The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
  3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1012 - Aug 17 - Just Steve
#1013 - Aug 24 - Fuckhead
#1014 - Aug 31 - Just Jose
#1015 - Sep 7 - Goldmember
#1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur
#1017 - Sep 21 - Semen
#1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance
#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella
#1020 - Oct 12 - STD
#1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job
#1022 - Oct 26 - Gadhaffi
#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry
#1024 - Nov 9 - Gonadfather
#1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman
#1026 - Nov 23 - Puppy Love Machine
#1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow
#1028 - Dec 7 - Just Nancy
#1029 - Dec 14 - Pig Woman
#1030 - Dec 21 - Swans
#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks
#1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman
#1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer
#1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker
#1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks

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02 August, 2013

Hash Trash Run #1009, Directions to Runs #1010

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1009th Hash:
"I killed two birds with one stone by setting the Hash in Savyon - spent time with my in-laws and my obligation to set a Hash.  Many Hashers actually made it to the Hash despite the lack of good directions. I was lucky enough to recruit Just Steve to be my assistant which I am sure he will think twice before offering again. I definitely have control issues even when lost.

The trail was woven among the tranquil streets of Savyon. Met the walkers at the three quarters point. Sang More Beer. And, finished where it began.

Congrats to Pig Woman for a job well done as RA despite Double Entry's bossiness."
 
So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1009:
Hare: Twin Peaks and Just Steve
FRB: Double Entry
DFL: Frozen Assets
Returnees: Pregnant Pause (and yes there was a full moon), Second Hand Job, Shooting Blanks, Boston Creamed, Pig Woman, Frozen Assets
Phone Sex: Shooting Blanks
Being Bossy: Double Entry
No Hash Gear: Just Nancy, Pregnant Pause
Who's the Master: Boston Creamed
False Accusation: Just Nancy
Misleading the Pack: Just Steve
Sitting on the Hash: Just Audrey

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1010:

Meeting timeSaturday Aug 3rd., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Park on Yehuda HaLevi and Amram Gaon (here) (there is a parking lot near by, but plenty of street parking is forecasted).

On-After: Nothing planned, might have an impromptu one at a near by pub. 

Maps: From HaShalom interchange on Ayalon (road #20) Here

Directions: See Map Above

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...


Call Shooting Blanks 
054-6666047

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  • The New Hare Roster is ready and will be sent as a separate email to the Hares. If you don't get that email and want to set a Hash contact Hash-Trash as soon as possible. Thanks.

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