Hash Trash Run #1010, Directions to Runs #1011

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1010th Hash:

"The day started with a hangover, with some of the hashers agreeing to that, and some still licking their wounds due to the previous night celebration of International Beer Day. 

Luckily the Advil (that's brand-name Ibuprofen) started to take effect as the trail started to take some sort of shape. 

The trail took too long to set, albeit having to change it at least twice with some good advice of Just Steve (who had no hangover...). 

The trail was eventually completed and all was well. The anticipation of who would show up to the hash was overwhelming, with at first just the hares waiting... then one hasher showed up... then another... then two more... but the same two had to go back home due to a mis-reading of a plane ticket (not their own of course!), then another, then three from J-lem who were fashionably late. 

There were no takers for the walking trail - all dared to run. We soon realized that there were two true-walkers among the 'runners' who claimed they could run. The runners did not seem to mind as it gave them ample time to rest and relax at the many shady stops along the trail. 

All in all, it was a fun group who frolicked through Tel Aviv."

 

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1010:

Hare: Shooting Blanks & Just Steve
FRB: Spit or Swallow
DFL: Just Bella
Phone Sex: Shooting Blanks
Sitting: Just Bella, Just Anna
Stretching: Just Bella

Late Cumming: Just Jose, Just Bella, Just Anna
Relieving: Just Jose

Lost on Trail: SOS
Misnaming: Just Steve, Double Entry
Shitty Paper: Double Entry
Virgin: Just Anna
Pointing: Just Anna, Just Bella

...and now for this week's run: 

Directions to Run 1011:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 10th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: End (or beginning?) of Dubnov Street, just in front of HaShoshanim Garden (HERE)

For you GPS junkies, just tap in "Dubnov 15, Jerusalem"

On-After:  

Maps: From Caveman's Erection (all directions)

Directions: 

1. Head northwest on Sderot Shazar/שדרות שז"ר‎

2. Continue onto Sderot Ben Tsvi/שדרות בן צבי‎

3. Turn left onto Bezalel/בצלאל‎

4. Continue onto אליעזר וחמדה בן יהודה‎

5. Turn right onto Shmu'el HaNagid/שמואל הנגיד‎

6. Turn right onto King George/המלך ג'ורג'‎

7. Continue onto Keren HaYesod/קרן היסוד‎

8. Turn right onto Shalom Aleichem/שלום עליכם‎

9. Continue onto Yitshak Elhanan/יצחק אלחנן‎

10. At the roundabout, take the 1st exit ontoDubnov/דובנוב‎

Destination will be on the right - Park.

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Boston Creamed @ 054-2152653

Other messages

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  
• The New Hare Roster is here below. If for some reason you:
  

1. Are not on the list and want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
2. Are on the list and don't want to be there, contact Hash-Trash.
3. Want to change your haring date - find the date you fancy and contact the relevant person.

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?! #1012 - Aug 17 - Just Steve

#1013 - Aug 24 - Fuckhead

#1014 - Aug 31 - Just Jose

#1015 - Sep 7 - Goldmember

#1016 - Sep 14 - No Hash - Yom Kippur

#1017 - Sep 21 - Semen

#1018 - Sep 28 - Deliverance

#1019 - Oct 5 - Fart Smella

#1020 - Oct 12 - STD

#1021 - Oct 19 - Second Hand Job

#1022 - Oct 26 - Gadhaffi

#1023 - Nov 2 - Double Entry

#1024 - Nov 9 - Gonadfather

#1025 - Nov 16 - Captain Caveman

#1026 - Nov 23 - Puppy Love Machine

#1027 - Nov 30 - Spit or Swallow

#1028 - Dec 7 - Just Nancy

#1029 - Dec 14 - Pig Woman

#1030 - Dec 21 - Swans

#1031 - Dec 28 - Twin Peaks #1032 - Jan 1 - Captain Caveman #1033 - Jan 4 - Fluffer #1034 - Jan 11 - Crock Sucker #1035 - Jan 18 - Shooting Blanks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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