Hash Trash Run #1023, Directions to Run #1024

Hello fellow Hashers!

NOTE THE (not so) NEW HOUR!

The Hash starts @ 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm!

Hash-Trash's view of the 1023rd Hash:

"We circled up near Wine and More and the pack was off. That is all I remember because I waited too long to send this in and pissed off the Scribe!* No wait, there is more. We had the halfway at Bourbon Street Bar that cost 205 shekels according to Hash Cash, also pissed off. It was astounding; there were unbelievable feats of strength and limberness on the Hash, you had to be there. Just Nir did some kind of Capoeira move. We drank some, had down downs and continued the party at Bourbon Street after the Hash, which, strangely, I remember better.
It was awesome!."

* Hash Scribe is indeed pissed off, but he was at a wedding today and had so much scotch, his anger is somewhat dulled...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1023:

Hare: Deliverance

FRB: Twin Peaks

DFL: Just Nir

Shortcutting: Puppy Love Machine, Twin Peaks

Stretching: Just Nir

Virgin to Me: Just Nancy and Just Audrey

Walkers: STD, Just Nancy, Just Nicole, Just Audrey

Child Abuse: Goldmember, Just Nancy

Malapropism (look it up, cuz you don't know what it means): Just Nir

Latecomers: Just Nancy, Just Audrey, Puppy Love Machine, Cum-Union, Fuckhead,

Time Travel: Fuckhead, Puppy Love Machine, Cum-Union

Returnees: Jusrt Nancy, Just Audrey, Cum-Union, Fuckhead

Wedding of the Century: Just Nir and Just Nicole

Hash Brats: Just Audrey, Just Mayan

Customer Service Fail: Twin Peaks

No Hash Kit: Just Nancy, Just Audrey, Just Nir and Just Nicole.  (Hint:  Buy a marker and a Tee shirt and make your own, Cheap Bastards!

Directions to Run 1024:

Meeting time: Saturday Nov 16th., 15:00, 1500hr, 3pm.

Location: Meir Dankner st. Petah Tikva (Here).

On-After: None that I know of..

Maps: From Tel-Aviv (Ayalon) Here

Directions:

Well, it's really simple;

Get to Petah Tikva somehow, specifically to Geha interchange.

Go East (on Jabotinsky)

Turn Left towards Dankner (8th traffic light)

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Goldmember @ 052-3980164

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• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!
#1025 - Nov 23 – Second Hand Job
#1026 - Nov 30 – Gonadfather
#1027 - Dec 7 – Captain Caveman
#1028 - Dec 14 – Pig Woman
#1029 - Dec 21 – Swans
#1030 - Dec 28 – Spit or Swallow - Xmas Party @Twin Peaks'
#1031 - Jan 1 – Captain Caveman
#1032 - Jan 4 – Fluffer
#1033 - Jan 11 – Crock Sucker

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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