27 June, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1055, Directions to Run #1056

Hello fellow Hashers!
Disclaimer - 
This Hash Trash might look very much like the one sent last week.
This is because, well, it's very much the same HT as the one sent last week.
* That said, there is a reason for that, I keep not getting Hash summaries and I keep not cumming to Hashes (fucking ankle...)

Hare's view of the 1055th Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.


During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...*"


*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1055...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1055:
Hare: 2nd Hand Job
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1056:

Meeting timeSaturday June 28th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: The Israeli Tennis Center - Ramat HaSharon Here

Maps: From Hashalom Interchange on Ayalon Here
          From Morasha Interchange (connection of roads #4 and #5) Here


Directions: see map

Lost?! Call Double Entry @ 054-7909034

Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #

Date

Hare

1057

05/07/2014

Deliverance

1058

12/07/2014

Gonadfather

1059

19/07/2014

Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks




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On-on!
Hash Scribe

20 June, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1053, Directions to Run #1054

Hello fellow Hashers!
Disclaimer -
This Hash Trash might look exactly like the one sent last week.
This is because, well, it's the same HT as the one sent last week.
* That said, there is a reason for that, the Hash will start at the exact same place...

Hare's view of the 1054th Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.


During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...
*"


*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1054...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1054:
Hare: Pig Woman
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1055:

Meeting timeSaturday June 21st., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Maybe, I guess the Hashers will decide on the go

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call 2nd Hand Job @ 054-6129373



Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #

Date

Hare

1056

28/06/2014

Double Entry

1057

05/07/2014

Deliverance

1058

12/07/2014

Gonadfather

1059

19/07/2014

Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks









--
On-on!
Hash Scribe

13 June, 2014

Hash Trash Run #1053, Directions to Run #1054

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1053rd Hash:

"The hash started at the "HaKovshim Garden" and began by leading to the beach area. The course then took into the inner city with 12 Hashers, two being returnees. The first half of the trail had a few challenges for 8 great runners. They were motivated finding the markings often shortcutting but never given up!!!. Some Hasher felt the first half of the run was a bit longer than normal indeed!!! it was hot, but after a few cold ones the last portion of the trail was short...no big deal for the three walkers.


During the Down Downs, hashers depleted all beer coolers, perhaps after such a long run along thru the breezy beach it was well deserving. After the downs downs 6 hashers continued onto the beach finishing the day at mikes with dinner...
*"


*This is the summary of another Hash that took place in HaKovshim Garden, not of Hash 1053...

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1053:
Hare: Cumunion
FRB: ?
DFL: ?
Other Down Downs: Other Hashers

Directions to Run 1054:

Meeting timeSaturday June 14th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking Lot on Elifelet St. HERE.

On-After: Yes! Oui! כן! @"Norma Jean"

Maps: From La Guardia interchange on Ayalon Hi-way Here

Directions: (from La Guardia interchange
1. Head west on La Guardia/לה גווארדיה‎ toward Exit to Route 1/יציאה לכביש 1‎
2. Slight left onto HaRakevet/הרכבת‎
3. Turn left onto Derech Menachem Begin/דרך מנחם בגין‎
4. Continue onto Derech Jaffa/דרך יפו‎
5. Continue onto Eilat/אילת‎
6. Turn left onto Elifelet/אליפלט‎
7. Turn right
Elifelet Parking Lot


And about the not finding the spot and all that shit; If you do get lost, just...

Call Pig Woman @ 052-4603494



Other messages (and wow, there are a lot of them...):
  • New Hare Roster is HERE!
    Check to see all is good...
  • Calling all Hash-Flash!
    In an attempt to make israelhhh.com more eye-candying, I want to create a slideshow of photos for the homepage.
    Anyone that is secretly holding good group photos of the hash - please send them my way (amitkeret@gmail.com or Holyland.hashers@gmail.com).
    * Photo size MUST be at least 1200 pixels wide / 400 pixels high

    And yes, I know we have some photos is Picasa. I'm looking for recent, (un)decent, good-quality, hasher-full photos. Got'em? Send'em!

    Thanks!
    (also, any other comments / tips / ideas for improvement are welcumm)

  • REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

Hash #

Date

Hare

1054

14/06/2014

Pig Woman

1055

21/06/2014

Second Hand Job

1056

28/06/2014

Double Entry

1057

05/07/2014

Deliverance

1058

12/07/2014

Gonadfather

1059

19/07/2014

Dudley do Lube

1060

26/07/2014

Puppy Love Machine

1061

02/08/2014

Spit or Swallow

1062

09/08/2014

Cumunion

1063

16/08/2014

Roadkill

1064

23/08/2014

Gadhaffi

1065

30/08/2014

Captain Caveman

1066

06/09/2014

Goldmember

1067

13/09/2014

Fart Smella

1068

20/09/2014

STD

1069

27/09/2014

Magically Delicious

1070

04/10/2014

Fluffer

1071

11/10/2014

Boston Creamed

1072

18/10/2014

After Birth

1073

25/10/2014

Crock Sucker

1074

01/11/2014

Twin Peaks


--
On-on!
Hash Scribe