Hash Trash Run #1064, Directions to Run #1065

Hello fellow Hashers!

Hare's view of the 1064th Hash:

"Despite the fact that is was August and it was Jerusalem, a group of some 15 hounds showed up for #1064, led by a most reprehensible delegation from Tel Aviv and shouldered by a most venerable representation from the Land of Oz. 

It was the best of trails. It was the worst of trails. The walkers overshot the beer stop, it was alleged, due to a flat tire on a stroller. This led to a watery rendition of Shitty Trail.

But all was forgotten at the Circle as the pack drank all the beer, ate all the snacks and sang all the hymns. A dirty dozen subsequently retired to the First Train Station to extend the debauchery. The First Train never arrived, so the crew departed some time after dark, bowed but not broken."

So on we go to the...

Down-Downs Run 1064:

Hares: Gadhafi, Hot Box

FRB: Magically Delicious

DFL: Boston Creamed, Popo Schikse

Visitors: Jordie La Foreskin, Cesspool, Running Poo

Returnees: Crock Sucker, Just Yoram, Cummunion, Puppy Love Machine, Popo Schikse, Capt. Caveman

Shortcutting: Gonadfather, Boston Creamed, Puppy Love Machine

Overshooting the Beer Stop: Walkers

Leaking: Just about everybody
Sitting/Leaning: Too many to remember

The old Flat-tire-on-the-stroller excuse: Crock Sucker

Directions to Run 1065:

Meeting time: Saturday Aug 30th., 16:00, 1600hr, 4pm.

Location: Parking lot @ Hadar Yosef Stadium, Tel Aviv (here)

Maps:

• From Ayalon: Get off @ Rokach heading East and follow this
  
• From #4: Get off @ Em HaMoshavot heading West and follow this

Make a left in the car park and move to the eastern end

And about the not finding the spot and all that shit - seriously?? This was the starting point for about 20,000 hashes! Get a grip, man!

Call Captain Caveman @ 052-244-5644

Other messages:

• REMINDER: The hare is now responsible for writing the Hash High Lights while Hash-Scribe will only rewrite it however the hell he wants, so get your pencils ready!
  

Hare Raising Roster - are you there?!

1066	06/09/2014	Fart Smella
1067	13/09/2014	Goldmember
1068	20/09/2014	STD
1069	27/09/2014	Magically Delicious
1070	04/10/2014	Fluffer
1071	11/10/2014	Boston Creamed
1072	18/10/2014	After Birth
1073	25/10/2014	Crock Sucker
1074	01/11/2014	Twin Peaks

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On-on!

Hash Scribe

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